Dashingthroughthesnow,Whileeatingbreadwhenwego,HopeIwon'tbedeadtrudgingthroughthesnow,
Sirensontheambulancering,Ahorriblesongweallwillsingwhileaperson'sdead,
Oh,911911,Apersonhereisdead,Won'tyouhelpuscleanthismessupbeforeyoudriveaway!
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Boy:Teacher,canIgotothebathroom?
Teacher:FirstsingyourABC's.
Boy:ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYandZ.
Teacher:Where'stheP?
Boy:Onthefloor.[
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Mom:Iwanttojoinmycoumpany'sChristmasparty(sheprounouncedit"potty').
Lily:Youwanttogotoyourcoumpany"spotty?Youwanttogotoyourcoumpany'sbathroom?
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