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一位白人到黑人区发表竞选演说,为了赢得黑人选民的支持,演说中他竟脱口而出:“虽然我的皮肤是白的,但心却和你们一样黑。”
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紧急情况(英文)

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A Doctor had an urgent phone call from a man saying his small son had swallowed his pen.

Doctor: "All right! I'm coming soon, But what are you doing in the meantime?"

Man: "I'm using a pencil". 

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