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一位白人到黑人区发表竞选演说,为了赢得黑人选民的支持,演说中他竟脱口而出:“虽然我的皮肤是白的,但心却和你们一样黑。”
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(2008-11-26 20:37:47) 下一个

A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.

"When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers. Now everything's changed. When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me." ??"I don't know what you're complaining about," said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service."
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