原创笑话儿：孔子的洋学生

记得在美国读书时，有一次因期末考试不得不去学校图书馆自习。刚一落座，便听到几个美国学生为应付历史考试而在议论我们的孔老夫子，开始还挺自豪，可是听完对话后立马儿让我大跌眼镜。美国学生甲：“Listen to this：To introduce ancient Chinese history, there's one person that must be mentioned, who is Confucius！”学生乙：“Who is Confucius？Never heard of this guy!”学生丙：“I don’t know either. But by the name you can tell: Confucius must be someone who is trying to confuse you！”