买胸罩的故事 (PG-13)

Once upon a time, 孤舟 had a heart surgery, so she decided to let her heart go free (she brought lots of suits) ...
 
A year later, she thought: some exercise would do good for the heart ... but that might cause a scene if the heart is too free ...
 
So she went to get some sports bra, but she needed the extremely loose ones ...
 
One after the other, she reached the biggest size (42 or 44) and still feel the pressure around her heart,
 
So she went to ask the clerk lady (outside the dressing room) for sizes bigger than that ...
 
The clerk lady looked at the enormous bra and looked at 孤舟 for a minute ...
 
Then she asked carefully: "Where do you measure your bra?"

Hahaha (孤舟 instantly fell apart :) ... 

 
P.S.  孤舟 told this to one of her friends at work -- she is a funny girl, 

And she said: "孤舟, you are not supposed to wear your bra on your tummy, OK!! 

If I saw a bra at the parking lot, I would know who dropped it!! " -- they then roared with laughter ...