【英文笑话】Two smart asses

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Smart ass #1: 

My Tinder bio says that 

• I have a corner office with views of the entire city, 
• I drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that 
• I'm paid to travel.

Somehow, my dates never seemed too happy when I finally told them I'm a bus driver.

 

Smart ass #2: 

A wealthy man tells another guy: "I'll give you $50K, but, to keep you challenged, your worst enemy gets double that."

The guy smiles and says, "Cool. I've always wanted $150K.'"

 

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