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【英文笑话】IQ 和 深井冰

(2025-04-16 15:57:44) 下一个

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During a visit to the mental asylum, Peter asked the director, 'How do you determine whether or not a potential patient should be institutionalized?'

'Well,' said the director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the potential patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand!' Peter said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup. Right?'

'No, a normal person would pull the bathtub drain plug.' said the director, 'Now, let's take care of you, Peter - do you want a bed near the window?'

 

 

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