小幽默：爬梯邀请信及回信

阿明要开爬梯，发出如下“一美饵”：  

Probably we can offer ( 有可能， 我们会奉上 ):

1) 4:30-5:30 walk around, then do old and learn new Guangbo tichao ( 散步，作广播操 )

2) 5:30-7:00 dinner ( 晚餐 )

3) watch and learn Lijian(Yuan-nan) Naxi Ethnic group dance (called Da tiao), ... ... ( 观摩学习云南纳西族群舞 - 大跳。 ... ... )

4) K-OK ( 卡拉 OK)

5) Cards ( 牌 )

丽丽的确眼利嘴厉，立刻追问：  

So you probably can offer those activities. ... ... If you end up not to offer the dinner, what do we eat?

( 如此说来，您仅 有可能 奉上那些活动。 ... ... 如果您到末了还不能奉上晚餐，我等吃甚？ )

艾米急忙补救：  

自带便当 :-))

孙大圣猛追穷寇：  

什么是“便当”？噢。 ... ... 痰吁罐？阿明家的厕所坏了？