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Because we\'re used to whipped cream.
We make everything extra hot.
We know how to keep you up in the morning.
We won\'t fall asleep afterwards.
We know how to make anyone smile.
We initiate conversations.
We thank and worship you over and over, even if we know you don\'t deserve it!
Because even if sometimes it may only last 10 seconds, you know it\'s the best damn shot you\'ve ever had...
No body grinds like we do.
You ALWAYS find Mocha, Whip cream, caramel or some other deliciousness on some part of our body.
Give you enough creme so you won\'t complain.
Because we stay fresh for an hour and only need 4 minutes to re-brew.
We will always give you stuff that you LOVE to slurp and swallow.
NO MATTER HOW CRAZY THE REQUEST, WE JUST SAY YES!!!!
If we don\'t give it to you like you want it, we\'ll keep trying until we make you happy.
When we\'re ready to give it to you, we scream for you no matter how many people are in the room.
If giving you what you want is too much for one of us to handle, we\'ll use our star skills and ask someone else to help.
We\'re all cross trained to work in any position.
Free pound a week.
Black and khaki would look great on your floor in the morning.
We can use both hands to multitask
If you leave dissatisified, we give it to you for free next time.
We eliminate the need to do it yourself at home.
We make everything extra hot.
We know how to keep you up in the morning.
We won\'t fall asleep afterwards.
We know how to make anyone smile.
We initiate conversations.
We thank and worship you over and over, even if we know you don\'t deserve it!
Because even if sometimes it may only last 10 seconds, you know it\'s the best damn shot you\'ve ever had...
No body grinds like we do.
You ALWAYS find Mocha, Whip cream, caramel or some other deliciousness on some part of our body.
Give you enough creme so you won\'t complain.
Because we stay fresh for an hour and only need 4 minutes to re-brew.
We will always give you stuff that you LOVE to slurp and swallow.
NO MATTER HOW CRAZY THE REQUEST, WE JUST SAY YES!!!!
If we don\'t give it to you like you want it, we\'ll keep trying until we make you happy.
When we\'re ready to give it to you, we scream for you no matter how many people are in the room.
If giving you what you want is too much for one of us to handle, we\'ll use our star skills and ask someone else to help.
We\'re all cross trained to work in any position.
Free pound a week.
Black and khaki would look great on your floor in the morning.
We can use both hands to multitask
If you leave dissatisified, we give it to you for free next time.
We eliminate the need to do it yourself at home.
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