超级网迷
超级网迷＋ 电脑迷＋ 音乐迷
Source: (1991) InSight, Syncrude Canada Ltd., Communications DivisionIF 99% IS GOOD ENOUGH, THEN ...
- 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.- 268,500 defective tires will be shipped this year.
- 103,260 income tax returns will be processed incorrectly this year.
- 811,000 faulty rolls of 35mm film will be loaded this year.
- 14,208 defective personal computers will be shipped this year.
- 2,488,200 books will be shipped in the next 12 months with the wrong cover.
- Two plane landings daily at O' Hare International Airport in Chicago will be unsafe.
- 3,056 copies of tomorrow's Wall Street Journal will be missing one of the three sections.
- 18,322 pieces of mail will be mishandled in the next hour.
- 291 pacemaker operations will be performed incorrectly this year.
- 880,000 credit cards in circulation will turn out to have incorrect cardholder information on their magnetic strip.
- $761,900 will be spent in the next 12 months on tapes and CDs that will not play.
- 55 malfunctioning automatic teller machines will be installed in the next 12 months.
- 20,000 incorrect drug prescriptions will be written in the next 12 months.
- 114,500 mismatched pairs of shoes will be shipped this year.
- 107 incorrect medical procedures will be performed by the end of the day today.
- 315 entries in Webster's Third New International Dictionary of the English Language will be misspelled.
- $9,690 will be spent every day on defective, often unsafe sporting equipment.
- 2,000,000 documents will be lost by the IRS this year.
- 22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong bank accounts in the next 60 minutes.
- Homes would be without electricity, heat, water, and telephone service for 15 minutes every day.
- Every page of the telephone directory would contain four wrong numbers.
