Couple days ago one of my colleague forwarded the following to me, now share with you:
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
- The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
- Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
- Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
- A dog's parents never visit.
- Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
- You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
- Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
- Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
- A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
- If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
- A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
- If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
- Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
- And last, but not least: If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
I was laughing so hard while reading it, and I wrote back to the colleague:
- Dogs do not COOK for men.
- Dogs can not take care of men if they SICK.
- Men can not have any CONVERSATION with dog, but men can mumble to dogs.
- Men can not play SPORTS with dogs.
- Men can not have SEX with dogs, but may be dogs can watch porn with men.
- Dogs can not go to OPERA with men.
The conclusion is: Men still need women no matter how annoying (sometimes) women are.
How do you think?