我才６岁，你怎么就送我上大学呢?

夏天给小苹果报了当地大学办的运动夏令营。很好，早上送苹果娃的路上，全家都乐呵呵的。

小苹果突然问我：＂妈妈，我到底几岁呀？／how only am I, seriously?＂
＂６岁呀。＂我以我惯有的耐心回答她。
＂真的吗？／seriously?"
＂真的/seriously".
＂我才６岁，你怎么就送我上大学呢？难道我跳了很多级而你没告诉我？／if only I were just 6 years old, why do you send me to the university? Did I skip a lot of grades?"
~~~ 我又被tricked.