我 的 孩 子，我 的 生 活
在 这 里， 记 录 下 我 和 孩 子 们 的 生 活
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(2008-02-08 23:06:36)
金鼠年好運到:~放~輕~鬆~开心一笑(转贴)泽东率领穷光蛋小平率领小商贩民哥率领贪污犯剩下我们怎么办跟著涛哥混口饭生活再难也得干拼了小命把钱赚顺便准备过春节祝春节快乐！在此，我谨代表中共中央、国务院、全国各族人民、广大工人、农民、知识分子，犯罪分子，恐怖分子，社会渣子、干部、人民解放军指战员、武警官兵、公安干警、各民主党派、全国工商联、人民[阅读全文]
(2008-02-08 22:58:24)
gotfrommyfriend.itisveryfunny.
现代企业职位新解：•总是在裁人，简称总裁；老是板着脸，所以称老板；总想监视人，
所以叫总监；经常没道理，就叫经理；让领导秘密舒服，称为秘书。这年头，到处都是错别字•植树造零；白收起家；
勤捞致富；择油录取；
得财兼币；检查宴收；
大力支吃；为民储害；
提钱释放；攻官小姐。四清四不清•开啥会不清[阅读全文]
现代企业职位新解：•总是在裁人，简称总裁；老是板着脸，所以称老板；总想监视人，
所以叫总监；经常没道理，就叫经理；让领导秘密舒服，称为秘书。这年头，到处都是错别字•植树造零；白收起家；
勤捞致富；择油录取；
得财兼币；检查宴收；
大力支吃；为民储害；
提钱释放；攻官小姐。四清四不清•开啥会不清[阅读全文]
(2008-01-28 13:55:57)
MydaughterYatookherdrivingtestandfailed.Beforeshetookatest,severalherclassmatestoldhertopayanattentiontothethreemirrors,otherwiseajudgedidnotletyoupass.Whenshewasdriving,thejudgestaredatherallofthetimeandmadehernervous.Thejudgesawherkeeplookingatmirrorsandkeptsayingagoodjobtodoit.Yahasbeentoobusywithcheckingthreemirrorstoseethetrafficlight.Sheranthroughredlightandfailedwithhertest.Ihavelaughedsomu...[阅读全文]
(2007-09-02 00:06:12)
小三开始上幼儿园，学前班，小学。英文一天天进步；中文一天天退步。趁他的中文还没忘光之前，敢紧把他送进中文学校。中文学校每周六上午上课。星期五晚上，小三在准备他明天中文考试。他一边写一遍念“山中有土，口中有舌。”姐姐问道：“三儿，舌是什么here？”小三头也没抬“snake”.“什么？你嘴里有个蛇！““啊…..!”[阅读全文]
(2007-08-15 23:50:21)
IamreadingRobertFulghum'sbook"AllIreallyneedtoknowIlearnedinKindergarden--uncommonthoughtsincommonthings"now.[阅读全文]
(2007-08-10 11:34:57)
IhavereadalmostallofDanielleSteel'sbooks.IhavelistenedtohernovelsonCDstoo.Mydaughterlaughedatmeforreadingherbooksandsaidthatherbooksaresostupid.Mydaughtercommentedthattheplotsofherbooksaresosimpleandstupidthattheydon'tmakesensesometimes.ShementionedmyreadingtoherEnglishteacher,whosaidhermomreadDanielle'sbookstoo.Danielle'sbooksarepopularamongAmericanhousewives.ThereasonwhyIhavereadherbookswasbecau...[阅读全文]
(2007-07-26 00:01:51)
Iwillbeonvacationtomorrow,soIamnotinthemoodforworkingtodayeventhoughIhavetonsofworktodo.Toomanyco-workerstookvacationthismonthandnextmonth.allofco-workersaroundmycubiclearegone.
WewilldrivetoLosAnglesandstopbyBayAreawhenweareback.MyfriendreservedthehotelintheChinaTown.Theymustliketobeclosetochinesefood.
Iamnotinterestedinfoodverymuch,butmyLDlikedtostayinagoodhotelandhadafancyfoodwhenwewere...[阅读全文]
WewilldrivetoLosAnglesandstopbyBayAreawhenweareback.MyfriendreservedthehotelintheChinaTown.Theymustliketobeclosetochinesefood.
Iamnotinterestedinfoodverymuch,butmyLDlikedtostayinagoodhotelandhadafancyfoodwhenwewere...[阅读全文]
(2007-07-24 23:39:35)
itwasactedbyPatrickSwayzeandDemiMoore.
Afterbeingkilledduringabotchedmugging,aman'sloveforhispartnerenableshimtoremainonearthasaghost.
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Afterbeingkilledduringabotchedmugging,aman'sloveforhispartnerenableshimtoremainonearthasaghost.
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(2007-07-24 23:36:17)
ItwasactedbyRichardGere,JuliaRoberts.
Amaninalegalbuthurtfulbusinessneedsanescortforsomesocialevents,andhiresabeautifulprostitutehemeets...onlytofallinlove.[阅读全文]
Amaninalegalbuthurtfulbusinessneedsanescortforsomesocialevents,andhiresabeautifulprostitutehemeets...onlytofallinlove.[阅读全文]
(2007-07-24 23:01:10)
《TheFirm》－－－NewlygraduatedLawyer,Mafia,accounting,off-shoretaxshelter.
《TheRainmaker》－－－NewlygraduatedLawyer,insurancefraud.
《TheClient》－－－Femalelawyer,mafia,USwittnessprotectionsystem.
《ThePartner》－－－Lawfirm,andMafia,FBIandlegalsytem,darksideoffriendship.
《TheRunawayJury》－－－Lawyer,jurysystem,guncontrol,andgunmanufacture.
《TheKingofTort》－－－Lawyer,p...[阅读全文]
《TheRainmaker》－－－NewlygraduatedLawyer,insurancefraud.
《TheClient》－－－Femalelawyer,mafia,USwittnessprotectionsystem.
《ThePartner》－－－Lawfirm,andMafia,FBIandlegalsytem,darksideoffriendship.
《TheRunawayJury》－－－Lawyer,jurysystem,guncontrol,andgunmanufacture.
《TheKingofTort》－－－Lawyer,p...[阅读全文]
