儿子雷人的一句话

昨天领导带儿子做5岁的身体检查，所有的过程都很顺利，他很听话，打了针也只是大叫一声而已。

然而，当医生检查他的小鸡鸡的时候，这人对着妈妈和医生皱着眉头用极其夸张的语调和表情说了句雷人的话“I can’t believe this lady touched my private part. NOBODY suppose to see or touch my private part, GOSH!!! You’d better stop it or I’ll tell on you!!!”

医生听到这句话后大笑不止，然后对儿子说“Nobody except Mommy, Daddy and doctor can see your private part….”

等晚上我回到家，这小子问我“Do you know what happened today when I was in doc’s office?” 我说咋了，这人说 “you won’t believe it. That crazy lady doctor touched my private part, it is unbelievable!!! GOSH, I do not want anybody to do that!! Man!!!” 愤愤不平的样子。

体检结果：身高43英寸56%，体重47LB 80%，视力有一点下降，要注意用眼卫生，少看电视，少打WII和计算机Game，要多游泳和骑车。

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How cute!!!