2 jokes

1. A kindergarten teacher cooked some different meats for the kids for the prupose of education.The teacher asked the kid what's the animal name of this meat,for example,pork is the meat of pig and lamb is the meat of sheep.Most kids gave the correct answer.But when a kid tried a piece of venison,he tried to guess but he couldn't.So the teacher wanted to give him a hint,said,"What does your mum call your dad when she meets him after he finishes his work and comes home?"After a minute,another kid at rear suddenly stood up and shouted at that kid,"Jesus Christ!Spit it out!It's ass hole!"

 

2. A physicist was having his business trip by train and a blonde was sleeping next to him.The journey was long and boring,so he wanted to have some fun.He nudged the blonde and woke her up.

He said,"Do you want to play a game?"

"What's the game?"

"How about that?Let me ask you a question,if you can't answer,you give me 100 bucks,and vice versa."The blonde thought a while and refused.But western people think the blonde is stupid,so do the physicist.

"If you can't answer my question,you give me 10 bucks.If I can't answer your question,I will give you 100 bucks.How about this deal?"

The blonde thought a while and said OK.The physicist asked her a question and the blonde gave him 10 bucks even without thinking."What's your question?"The physicist asked.

"What is the thing that goes to the moon every Wednesday and comes back on Friday?"The blonde kept on her sleeping after that.

The physicist had no idea,he had to open his laptop and log on Google to search.But still no idea.Then he called his colleagues and freinds everybody that he knew.But nobody knew it.After two hours,he felt exhausted. He woke her up and gave her 100 bucks.But he was still curious and asked,"Could you please tell the answer?"The blonde looked at him and gave him 10 bucks.