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Anything wrong, officer?
I can’t remember what I did last night﹗
I watched some TV and had some BUTT Lite
Friend don’t let friend drive drunk
I was driving home from a party
I didn’t do anything wrong, just a little drink here and there
Officer, I had some food too﹗I know that I had to
Later, I took a kitty nap
Until this morning, I was still dreaming of my Helneken
醉酒伤身,下不为例哦!
常言说得好,一人不喝酒,两人不赌钱。
干嘛独自喝,下回喊五哥陪你干杯。
偶最近实在忙得够呛,请猫猫原谅:)
哈哈哈,这么个义工呀!
新疆人和河南人的车相撞。新疆人下来看了看,觉得车没多大问题,说算了吧。
河南人也笑着说没什么问题,顺手从车上取出一瓶酒。
河南人:大哥,车没什么大问题,喝点酒压压惊吧!
新疆人接过酒喝了一大口,递给河南人。
新疆人:大哥,你也来点吧。
河南人:我不急,等警察来了看过以后我再喝。
会变形变容变性滴!!
卡卡卡!!
这醉猫。。。。