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从前有位秀才，某天随太太回娘家，向岳父拜寿，因一时高兴多喝了几杯，当场醉倒，被送回书房休息。
没多久，他的小姨子到书房拿东西，见姐夫睡的枕头掉地上，便替他捡起来，顺手扶起他的脖子，想替他枕好。
没想到秀才人醉心不醉，一见机会难得，便拉着小姨子不放．
小姨子用力挣脱后，愤怒之余，就在墙上题诗以泄愤[阅读全文]
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YesterdayIaskedyou,dearreaders,tosendpicturesofyourselfblowingintoateapot.Icouldnothaveimaginedsuchagreatresponse–thenumberofsubmissionswasfantastic.AndeventhoughIoffered$20tothefirstthreepeoplewhosentintheirpicture(congratulationstoTouchcream,TheOrangeSquirrel,andKeatonPepper),mostofyoutoldmetheprizedidn’treallymatterbecauseIgavethemagoodreasontohavefun.
Someofyoudiditathome,andothers,atwor...[阅读全文]
(2009-09-17 22:35:02)
SultanKösen-8'1"(246cm)
The2010editionofGuinnessBookofWorldRecordslistsSultanKosenasthetallestlivingmanaswellashavingthelargesthands(10.8inches)(27.5centimeters)andlargestfeet(14.4inches)(36.5centimeters).
AccordingtoGuinness,heisthetallestlivinghumanreachinganaverageheightof8'1"(2,46.5m)whenmeasuredbyGWRinAnkara,Turkey,inFebruary2009.HetakesoverthetitlefromChina'sBaoX...[阅读全文]
(2009-09-17 22:23:47)
Stunningshotsofthirstybatsswoopingdownforadrinkfromgardenpond
SwoopinglowoveragardenpondinSurrey,thesearethestunningpicturesofbatsenjoyinganeveningdrinkattheirfavouritewateringhole.
Theyaresodetailedyoucanevenseethenightcreaturesslurpingfromthepoolwiththeirlittlepinktongues. TheamazingshotsweretakenaftermonthsofpainstakingplanningbywildlifephotographerKimTaylor....[阅读全文]
(2009-09-17 22:13:39)
NormandyPhotos:WorldWarIIandToday
ThenandNow:DisturbingDocumentaryPhotographySeries
WhentheAlliedForcescameashoreintheNormandyregionofFranceonJune6th,1944,theyfreedFrenchcitizensfromoccupationbyGermany–butthebattletodosowasnotwithoutitscosts,bothinhumanlivesandintheobliterationoftownsalongthecoast.Themagnitudeofthedestructionwasjaw-dropping,withentireblocksreducedtogiganticpilesofrubble.<...[阅读全文]
(2009-09-17 21:34:29)
We’veallseentreesthatgrowinthedirectionofsunlightorawayfromothertrees,buthereareafewthathavereallygoneoutoftheirwaytoclaimtheirrightfulspace.
Atreeisaperennialwoodyplant.Itismostoftendefinedasawoodyplantthathasmanysecondarybranchessupportedclearofthegroundonasinglemainstemortrunkwithclearapicaldominance.Aminimumheightspecificationatmaturityiscitedbysomeauthors,varyingfrom...[阅读全文]
(2009-09-16 12:20:21)
前几天从天朝飞往岛国澳大利亚，指导WRC工作的开展。刚下飞机，第一印象就很差，居然没有当地小学生组成的腰鼓队对我们进行迎接。走了几步，觉得澳大利亚不光是一介岛国，还是一个鸟国，很多的鸟类在地上乱走，极不雅观。
世界拉力锦标赛是最高级别的拉力赛事，但是这两年，中国拉力锦标赛已经飞速发展，有了赶超之势。到了参赛地黄金海岸后，发[阅读全文]
(2009-09-15 16:24:10)
今年是南京大屠杀70周年,最近也有很多相关题材电影,有一部美国人拍的纪录片引起了轰动,不知道为啥，《南京梦魇》由美国人朗恩·乔瑟夫筹备10年拍摄而成南京梦魇》2005年正式开拍，影片所花费的近十万美元全部是乔瑟夫自己的积蓄。该片在美国的加州、华盛顿州、纽约州等地试映50多场，每场几乎都是座无虚席，有时甚至连走廊都站满了人。许多美国观众边看边流泪，[阅读全文]
(2009-09-15 16:05:03)
WhydoesamanwanttohaveaWIFE?
男人为啥要娶老婆?
Because.......因为......
W---Washing洗衣
I--- Ironing烫衣
F---Food做饭
E---Entertainment娱乐
WhydoesawomanwanttohaveaHUSBAND?
为啥女人要嫁老公?
Because......因为...[阅读全文]
(2009-09-15 15:57:32)
话说当年，潘金莲与那可恶的第三者西门庆搞上后，武大郎对自己的婚姻生活，彻底感到失败，无奈自己斗不过西门庆，加上自身条件又不好，三级残废，再婚也成了问题，万分居丧，在忧郁中，见身边的人留洋回来，个个都金光灿灿，自己也萌发了镀金的念头。经多方面咨询后，武大郎了解到，去美洲的印第[阅读全文]
