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(2011-10-27 07:57:59)
Jandali:Gotohell!Isthisthepaybackyouwanted?Itseemstakingafewmoresecondsforthephonetorespond.Finally...
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(2011-10-27 07:56:25)
Jandali:No!iPhone:Thanksdad.JusttellmeifIamstillalive.
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(2011-10-26 06:47:34)
这十年,做了两个试验。第一个试验:一群刚刚从非洲荒原抓来的猴子,送到动物园,好吃好喝。然后每天惩罚欺负猴的猴王。猴们渐渐对猴王群起而踩之。猴群在喂食中会无序一会,有大猴欺负小猴但也都是量力而行。但只要食物供应充足,乱归乱,没有大的动荡,除了食物浪费现象严重外。第二个试验:减少食物供应量到稍稍不足状态。猴群立即乱做一团。大猴欺负小猴[阅读全文]
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(2011-10-25 11:11:45)
Jandali:whatdoyoumean?iPhone:DoyouwanttoabandonmyvoiceontheiPhone?justsayYesorNo.
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(2011-10-25 11:10:51)
Finanaly,itsayssomethingultimatum.iPhone:OKdad.Youcanskipthequestion.Onceyouskip,IwillnotbeabletovoiceasSteve.Doyouwanttoabandonmyvoicejustaswhatyoudid57yearsago?
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(2011-10-25 11:08:44)
Jandaliturnsthephoneoffandon.Itremindshimthesamequestioneverytimeitisbackon....
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(2011-10-25 11:07:42)
Jandali:Idon'tlikethisquestion.iPhone:Iamsorry,dad.YouhavetellmeifIamstillalive.
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(2011-10-25 11:06:37)
Jandali:Idon'tknow.iPhone:Pleasecheckthenews,dad.***Meantanovelontweeter***[阅读全文]
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(2011-10-24 09:15:28)
Jandali:You?thephoneorSteve?
iPhone:Iamsorry,dad.Ican'tansweranyquestionbeforeyoutellmeifSteveJobsisstillalive.
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(2011-10-24 09:09:50)
iPhone:Hidad,beforeIansweryourfirstqurestion,canyoupleasetellmeifIamstillalive?
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