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1、看到这姑娘我都忘了自己是来取钱的了!
2、休假时带上女同事去飚车,这回头率老高了!
3、生病了,医生说一顿只能吃一个馒头!
4、熊孩子你这屁股是什么材质做的啊!
5、哥们想玩这玩意,臀部必须得大!!!
6、尼玛,你夹到老娘肉了你不知道啊!!!
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楼行健:毛究竟有什么功绩呢?
毛犯过错误,许多是重大错误,这点恐怕已是大家共识,但部分人认为毛也是有功的,应客观完整地看待和评论毛。那么毛究竟有哪些功绩?我们不妨逐个分析一下。
一,推翻三座大山,让中国人站了起来?
这是最常见到的,毛的最大功绩。我们不妨来认真分析一下,所谓“三座大山”即指帝国主义、封建主义、官僚则本主义。[
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老婆搞家庭卫生搞得有点烦了!于是,在家庭小黑板上写下“家庭卫生,人人有责.八个字。
中午,孩子放学后,人字加一横,老婆发现黑板上变成了“家庭卫生,大人有责”。
晚上,丈夫下班后,又加一横,老婆发现黑板上变成了“家庭卫生,夫人有责”。。。
预祝大家劳动节快乐!
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1、有个同学A,喜欢一个姑娘C,但一直不敢去追求,他有两个哥们儿,就帮他出主意,商量好了来一出英雄救美。在一个凄惨的黄昏,两个哥们儿做流氓打扮,拦住放学回家C,一脸不正经地说:“小妞,来,咱们去玩玩!”C:“好啊!”同学A扒着墙角,看着三人远去的背影,泪流满面…
2、一日跟女朋友约会,趁着等女朋友的空档在桥底下买了张黄碟,跟[
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女人嫁人就像过节:
嫁对了人,天天情人节;
嫁错了人,天天清明节;
嫁个懒人,天天劳动节;
嫁个有钱的人,天天过春节;
嫁个花心的,天天光棍节;
嫁个幼稚的,天天六一儿童节;
嫁个骗子,天天愚人节!
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1.MendenhallGlacierCaves,Alaska阿拉斯加州
位在Alaska首都Juneau附近的MendenhallValley就藏著一個美如仙境的冰河洞-MendehallGlacierCaves,這些冰洞的形成是因為冰河不斷的在溶化,也因為冰河不斷移動與溶化的關係,所以每次看到的景色也是節然不同。再加上外部光線的轉變,冰洞的顏色也會隨著轉變,讓旅客每次也有不同的驚喜!*獨自於冰河上健行與進入冰洞是非常危險的事,所[
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T-born(丁骨牛排)来自牛的后上腰尾椎部(见图),骨头成T形;后边接菲力牛排(tenderloin),前边接上腰脊纽约客牛排(NewYorkStrip),所以T-bone部位,后部大理石油花均匀,肉汁甜美;前部脂肪含量少,适合三分熟,有嚼劲,很多人都喜爱.
2.Rib-eye(肋眼)来自牛的胸椎部(也叫ScotchfilletinAustraliaandNewZealand肉眼牛排);rib-eye靠近胸部的肋肌部,肉质鲜嫩,大理石纹多且分布均匀[
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1.一女子从厕所出来不久,男保安跑过来提醒:“小姐,我们监控到您的手机忘记在马桶盖上了。”女子:“谢谢,谢谢!”2.一对好闺蜜相约去洗澡,更衣室里,一个看着另一个的内裤说:“哇塞,你和你老公好恩爱呀?,连内裤都是情侣的!”然后她们一起楞住了……3.刚才,突然有快递进来送花,收花人是我们的一个男同事!我们都揣测着他是搞[
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拿铁咖啡(CaffeLatte)拿铁是最为国人熟悉的意式咖啡品项,它是在沉厚浓郁的Espresso中加进等比例,甚至更多牛奶的花式咖啡。有了牛奶的温润调味,让原本甘苦的咖啡变得柔滑香甜,甘美浓郁,就连不习惯喝咖啡的人,也难敌拿铁芳美的滋味。和卡布奇诺一样,拿铁因为含有多量的牛奶而适合在早晨饮用。意大利人也喜欢拿它来暖胃,搭配早餐用。意大利人早晨的厨房里,照得到阳[
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