#1wastryingtoteachusagameshelearnedfromschool.Somehowitwasverycomplicated.SoIsaid:it'stoofancy.Shesaid:it'sorganic! [
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LGtold#1ifshecouldn'tfinishthefriedrice,shecouldgivehimtherest.Shesaid:daddyisthefamilydog:)[
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#1cantellthethreelittlepigsstoryperfectlynow,musthavelearnedfromherteachers.Weaskedhertotellafewtimes.#2learnedjust"onceuponatime,therewere...Hehuffedandpuffedandblowedthehouseaway..."SowhenshewasreadingaCliffordbook,shestartedlikethis:onceuponatime,therewaslittleClifford.Hehuffedandpuffedandblowedthehouseaway;)[
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WestoppedattheIn'NOutdrive-thru.#2askedmetomoveforward.Iwasgoingtosaysomethingtoher,when#1said:Mommy,leaveitalone,letmehandleit.Thenshegavehersisteralectureofhowwecannotmovewhenthecarinfrontofusstops,followedbyanotherlectureaboutnottalkingtostrangersbecause#2saidHItothecashier. [
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Inthemorning,thetwoofthemwerecoloring.Frommybedroom,Iheard#1saying:"Oh,honey,Iverymuchlovethatgreyline.Youarethebestsisterinthewholeworld!"Latershesaid:"Isthatrainbowscribbleforme?Ohit'swonderful!IloveyouIloveyou!"[
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Onedaywhenweweredrivinghomefromschool,daughter#1saidoutofblue:hardiseasy,easyishard.Ithoughtthat'squiteasaying.SoIaskedher:isithardoreasytoclimbabigmountain?Shesaid:hard.Isaid:rememberhardiseasy,easyishard.Soshesaid:easy.Thensheaskedmewhetherit'shardoreasytostandontopofatree.Iaskedherinstead.Shesaid:easy;)Thenwewentabout"eatingicecreamishard","readingabigbookwithoutparents'helpiseasy",onandon...It...[
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Daughter#2saidtomeatbedtime:Thankyou,mommy,youarethebest.Iwonderedwherethatcamefrom:)Afterawhile,she'sstillrestless,wouldn'tgotosleep.SoItoldhertostopmovingaround.Shethensaid:youareNOTthebest.:)))[
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Itwasawhileback.Oncedaughter#1'spre-schoolteacherMs.Rtoldmeaconversationshehadwith#1.Whensheandtheotherteacherweretalking,theyspelledsomewordsthattheydidn'twantthekidstohear,forexample,candyasC-A-N-D-Y.#1waslistening.Intheend,shetoldMs.R:"Ms.RyouareA-P-N-K-Y".Whentheteachersrealizedwhatshewasdoing,theylaughed.Ms.Rtold#1shewouldtellthestorytomommy.#1said:"Oh,no!That'snotgood."Shethoughttheteacherwo...[
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Whenshewas2,daughter#1oncephonedher"husband".Whenaskedwherehewas,shesaid"shopping";)Acoupleofmonthsago,shewantedtomarryhersister.Itriedmybestbutcouldn'tgetitstraight.Todayshesaidshewantedtogetmarriedwhenshegrewup.Sheevensaidsomethingaboutmarryingaboy.ButbeforeIgotmyhopehigh,shesaidshewantedtomarryDoraandBoots.Itoldheryoucouldonlymarryoneperson.ShesaidshewouldmarryDoraandhersi...[
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-Formostmen,awoman'sbodyisthemostbeatifulthingtheywilleversee.
-What'sthemostbeatifulthingagirlsees?
-Herfirstchild.
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