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How to get attention from your boss. 第一印象很重要哦
(2007-03-01 07:31:34)
20FunThingsToDoInAnOffice
1.Removethejugfromthewatercooleranddrinkfromitperiodically,braggingthatyou'gotthelastone.'
2.Photocopythingsaroundtheoffice,suchaslamps,pottedplants,staplers,etc.Ifsomeoneasksaboutit,justsay'Younevercanbetoocareful.'
3.Turnyourradioupfullblastandsingalongloudlywiththesong.Inviteotherstojoinyou.
4.Pretendtobehypnotizedbysomeone'sscreensaver.
5.Gointos...[阅读全文]
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Word Play!!!
(2007-03-01 07:30:20)

WordPlay!!!
Arbitratorar'-bi-tray'-ter:AcookthatleavesArby'stoworkatMcDonald's
Avoidableuh-voy'-duh-buhl':Whatabullfightertriestodo
Baloneyuh-lo'-nee':Wheresomehemlinesfall
Bernadetteurn'-a-det':Theactoftorchingamortgage
Burglarizeur'-gler-ize':Whatacrookseeswith
Controlkon'-trol:Ashort,uglyinmate
Counterfeiterskown'-ter-fit'-ers:Workerswhoputtogetherkitchenca...[阅读全文]
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CARDS YOU WILL NEVER SEE IN HALLMARK:
(2007-03-01 07:27:56)
CARDSYOUWILLNEVERSEEINHALLMARK:
1."Congratulationsonyourweddingday!Toobadnoonelikesyourwife."
2."Howcouldtwopeopleasbeautifulyouhavesuchanuglybaby?"
3."Asthedaysgoby,IthinkofhowluckyIamthatyou'renotheretoruinitforme."
4."Congratulationsonyourpromotion.Beforeyougo,Iwouldliketotakethisknifeoutofmyback.You'llprobablyneeditagain."
5."S...[阅读全文]
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Office Polictics 办公室政治喻言
(2007-03-01 07:26:48)
LIFELESSONS
LessonNumberOne
Acrowwassittingonatree,doingnothingallday.Asmallrabbitsawthecrowandasked,"CanIalsositlikeyouanddonothingalldaylong?"Thecrowanswered:"Sure,whynot."
So,therabbitsatonthegroundbelowthecrow,andrested.Allofasuddenafoxappeared,jumpedontherabbitandateit.
Themoralofthestoryis:
Tobesittinganddoingnothing,youmustbesittingveryhighup.
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