除了信口胡扯之外,发现8黑同学的叙事能力很令人担忧。以今晚为例:2黑抽风,从韩国店拎回来一袋小章鱼。我对这种长相违反常规的东西从来都是敬而远之,在冰箱里放了两天。今天总算抽出空来,上网乱找了一气方子,开整。
方子是干烧小章鱼,我却整出了一锅糊糊。扔一个给8黑,他死活不从。一碗面吃了半碗之后,他决定makeadeal:I’lleatthisoctopus,andendthisdinner.我[
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最后这张某同学一点儿也没把俺们会当凌绝顶,一览众山小的豪迈气概拍出来,在此强烈鄙视一下。
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二黑同学忒一鸣惊人廖~~!!!
非来自家传:婆婆大人只会饺子皮两边一合,爹妈称之曰:扁豆饺子
非来自勤练:在今天之前,他从未在自己和包饺子之间产生任何联想。上次去朋友家吃饺子他还很谦虚地坐在一旁几十分钟愣是没动一下
偏偏今天就抽了风,偏偏还就大获成功!一付精雕细琢的模样,令我怀疑每个他都足足捏了五分钟以上。
居然味道还好,有[
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检阅8黑Journal,见此篇:Date:10/6/10Whoosh!!!Acoldgustofwindblewagainstmylegs.Theymademealmosttrip.NowI’mathome.Wow!Ithappened!Mytoothisgoingtofalldown.Hurry!Ifeelitnow…oww…oww!Man,it’sbigallright.MymomsaysIcan’ttouchitwithmytonguebecauseitwillgrowsideways.ButIcan’tstopmyself.老师朱笔批曰:Whatadetailedmomentfromthelifeofyou.Thankyou.IloveyourfirstsentencebutI’malsoconfusedbyit.Doesthe...[
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, who was from Colorado, but I haven’t run into her since. By chance, are you Julie who went to Creighton and is a pre-vet student at the University? If so, I met you in the computer lab on the last day of summer session. You seemed like a very down-to-earth person and I hoped that we might meet again. I completely chickened out instead of giving you my phone number or asking you out. All I remember is bumping into you in the lab – I said “what are you working on”… I had been there for hours typing a paper… you turned your computer monitor towards me and said, “well, I just bought these Jeffery Campbell Shoes on line… study break!”I like your smile, and your taste in shoes. So I’m going out on a limb here by leaving a hope. Trust me when I say that This is *EXTREMELY* out of character for me. I hope I haven’t made you uncomfortable in any way. You made an impression on me and I’d kick myself for passing up a second opportunity to give you my #. Please don’t take this as some kind of a crazy stalker note. Maybe I’ll hear form you, though I’d be very surprised given how weird this seems. Take Care. ---Alex ****This letter was found and anonymously mailed to our LA Office in 2006. It was post-marked Boise, Idaho. There was no return address. We never found the sender, or the girl mentioned in the letter.这比山楂还山楂的纯情故事怎么就被我碰上了,这鞋要再不买,简直是天理难容嘛。赶紧拎回家向二黑献宝,二黑一读之下,嗤之以鼻:这么明显的marketing你居然还当真?此人何止是不浪漫,简直是很阴暗。我怒道:这有什么好marketing的?!那你不是买了么?语塞。再定睛看时,居然我那鞋也根本不是什么Jeffery Campbell的。整个事件看起来都是那么错乱,但只要我神气活现地穿上了这棕色的小短靴,又有什么深究的必要。 8黑二年级的老师似乎很对2黑的口味,想来应该是头发不似Mrs. Gallo般梳得高耸入云,且喜欢用电脑交流。我们也用全新的眼光打量着8黑,希望他能重整旗鼓重新做人,给新老师一个好印象一洗一年都没得过student of the month之耻——2黑那天在听我第N次提此事时耸耸肩道:That’s okay, he’s just not Mrs. Gallo’s favorite. 这样的话在好胜如我者听来,即使算不上晴天霹雳,至少也带了点儿直面人生的非凡勇气,一时之间,百感交集。然而8黑同学竟自一落千丈了。想从前,我还曾得意洋洋地发贴扬言黑家出了个大诗人,现在不仅没有诗人之风采,每周2篇Journal可用惨不忍读来形容。有一天的很有代表性,摘之:Date: 09/29/10AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!I went to Six Flags for a ride on the water. For most of the rides, I was too small. But first I went to the water-park. I loved the dumping part, I got to dump water on people, he-owwwww!!!-ads-man!Now, let’s get back to the ride. The line was LONG!!! Oh was in ever! I had to wait 30 minutes-it’s half an hour! Finally we got to in. Yay! The ride! It was so wild…. But……Ummmm, if you want to know more information, go to TONY***.com. Hopefully you’ll not find it! I hipe you don’t. If not, I don)
近期忙得八爪朝天,不知是不是Joe的一句“youareone-of-a-kind”令我重拾对工作的激情,每天的嬉笑怒骂应对决断让人有了叱咤风云的错觉与快感。嚣张的气焰到了家里就开始低落,不知道这可不可以算做工伤。上周末尾随朋友一天奉命捏照,因为之前没做好功课,以至到了自由女神像前却无法拍出能看的照片,只有这张8黑还可一看,送给二歪一解相思耳。最近二黑表现不错[
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。在容器里铺一层饼干,用调羹在每一条饼干上浇上一点浓咖啡。然后铺上一层打发好的cheese;再铺饼干,浇咖啡,铺cheese。。。然后就可以扔进冰箱了。等开吃之时拿出来洒上一层可可粉即可 ——本来洒可可粉这一步总是让我功亏一篑,但自从福至心灵借助筛子以来,此项技术已经基本成熟——感觉还是很正宗的、、、至少比葱同学的正宗多了~:)<br><br>========================================<br><br>中秋夜,月圆人不圆,于是晚餐胡乱打发了事。我对这个独眼monster的模子一见钟情,后来才发现是因为跟8黑的气质接近。什么红豆冰,橙汁,豆浆,都可以倒入做成棒冰,非常可爱。<br><br>江同学送了四年的荣华月饼,我应该怎么婉转地表示我现在已经移情别恋,从明年开始请送海外天了呢?<br><br><img src=http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4144/5015725577_daccc88a70_b.jpg><br><img src=http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4153/5014701594_2a1d0f8c8a_b.jpg><br><br>再奉命贴上一堆鱼、、、、<br><br><img src=http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4133/5014071815_1b58333a18_b.jpg><br><img src=http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4092/5014679574_66f708eb70_b.jpg><br><img src=http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4146/5014679608_58012e0a9c_b.jpg><br><img src=http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4151/5014071855_d6f072c7bc_b.jpg><br><img src=http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4084/5014071869_6d9b030047_b.jpg><br><img src=http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4106/5014071903_a1ec62c4d3_b.jpg><br><img src=http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4152/5014679682_cf784e9224_b.jpg><br><img src=http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4113/5014679654_3c702524c4_b.jpg><br><br>8黑坚持这群阳光下的鱼是在为他(丢的饼干屑)发狂,想来能有任何人或物为自己发狂是一种很令人飘飘然的感觉。又想起“不相信爱情”一说,记得很多很多年前,带外甥出门溜达,迎面走过一对显然是恋爱中的年青人,一脸的青春阳光与掩不住的幸福。擦肩而过后很惊异地发现两岁的外甥居然也嘴角上扬满面笑意。如果这时问他因何而笑,他定然是答不出的——从此知道感受幸福原本是人与生俱来的一种能力。可叹我们长大之后这种能力渐渐地,有意无意地,不再敏锐。<br><br>其实所谓不信,也不是不认为世间有爱有真情,不感动,不触动,不悲天,不悯人了,只是在欣喜感动之余,知道那是不长久的,终会淡漠变质,“动作走形”罢了。<br><br><br><br><br><br>)
我这提拉米苏应该是最简单的一种了,因为消灭的主力军是8黑,所以生蛋rum酒一律减免,唯一需要坚持的是一定要用mascarponecheese。可以再加一条creamcheese,用mixer边打边加糖,打发待用。
手指饼干我一直没找到过,技术实力比较雄厚的同学可以自己做,省事的话就在超市买那种看起来形体比较丰厚,口感比较粗砺,最好是不太甜,反正万万不可咸的长相最朴实的一种条[
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俺都不知道自己到底在捣腾啥、、、、
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昨晚照例困得东倒西歪却又无心睡眠,2黑说:看个喜剧吧。一看之下不觉睡意全无,片终还意犹未尽去网上查了查,原来就是大名鼎鼎的《谋杀绿脚趾》,居然我这以片迷自居的人到今天才看了这部名片,真是太惭愧了。
风格在科恩兄弟作品里与[burnafterreading]最为接近,想像及表演之淋漓酣畅,所谓“行云流水,汪洋恣肆”也。这部片子的选角也都合适到每个人物都不[
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