AnAmerican,JapaneseandaChinesewentforahikeoneday.Itwasveryhot.
Theyweresweatingandexhausted.
Whentheycameuponasmalllake,theytookoffalltheirclothesandjumpedintothewater,sinceitwasfairlysecluded,
Feelingrefreshed,thetriodecidedtopickafewberrieswhileenjoyingtheir'freedom.'Astheywerecrossinganopenarea,suddenlyagroupofladiesfromtownappeared.
Unabletogettotheirclothesintime,the...[
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Twoboredcasinodealersarewaitingatthecraptable.
AveryattractiveblondewomanfromTasmaniaarrived....andbettwenty-thousanddollars($20,000)onasinglerollofthedice.
Shesaid,"Ihopeyoudon'tmind,butIfeelmuchluckierwhenIplaytopless.
"Withthat,shestrippedtothewaist;rolledthedice;andyelled,"Comeon,baby....TassieGirlneedsnewclothes!"Asthedicecametoastop,shejumpedup-and-down...andsquea...[
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想念是一只手拉住你转身的背影想念是一条船缩短天和海的距离想念是一首歌倾诉我所有的心情想念是一幅画延续着心中的憧憬想念是一壶酒我在悲喜之间轮回
(这首小诗曾给林韵的"如何不想你"作留言.)[
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有喝的、有碰的、三拳两脚玩命的;有喊的、有唱的、抓着话筒不放的;有胡的、有杠的、每圈都有进帐的;捏脚的、锤背的、按摩按到裸睡的;想念的、爱慕的、电话两头倾诉的;谈情的、说爱的、地上搂着乱踹的;眉来的、眼去的、惹得老公生气的;沾花的、惹草的、害得老婆乱找的;表演的、猛练的、跳楼招来观看的;狂欢的、作案的、满街都是乱窜的;卖淫的、嫖[
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母亲节就要到了。孩子们都还小,不知道怎样来孝敬妈妈。孩子他们爹只好替枪了。
知道你不喜欢矫情和奢侈的礼物,只好用junkfood来安慰你的嘴馋了。前天在办公室里尝到这种风味的Almond.知道你会喜欢。今天我就特意去扛回来。
挤不出什么话来写下感谢!对于孩子们和我,你是慈爱的母亲,贤慧的妻子。在平淡的日子里,你中有我,我中有你都已成了习惯。。。[
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