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Mrskinofwww.mrskin.comhasajobheloves.
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Ajudgeconvictedhernow28-yearoldbrotherofincestandassault.
Thewomansaidshecamehometofindherbrotherdrinking(WARNING!).
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A41-yearoldwomanfoundherdoginthewrapsofa15-foot-longBurmesepython.
Whensheheardadogyelpingshejumpedinandstartedbeatingandkickingthecrapoutofthepython.Howhardcanyoukickapythonunderwateranyway?Continuereading…[
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Aknuckleheadedwomanhasa5′2″72lbpenisthatis3′indiameterinherkitchen.
Shesculpteditoverthecourseof4monthsoutofplasterofParis,agardenhose,vacuumhose(theveins)andlotsofducttape.Continuereading…[
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It’sscary…whatcanhappentoyouinahospital.
AwomaninJapanhadthetipofherfingercutoffarehabilitationinstitution.
WorkersattheKokuraRehabilitationHospitalaresuspectedofprofessionalnegligencethatledtothewomanloosingherfingertip.Continuereading…[
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Hopefully,itwasn’tforshow-and-tell.
AnelementaryteacherwasarrestedforaDUIasshewasdrivingtohermorningclasses.
Policestoppedherintheparkinglotoftheelementaryschoolwheresheteachesafterwitnessessaidtheysawherswervingintheroadandbouncingoffofcurbs….andnotinadodgecarontheboardwalk.Continuereading…[
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A42-yearold,apparentlywithaweaknessforbeinginsulted…hangedhimselfwhileotheruserswatchedandtriedtostophim.
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