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一个老美在亚洲多年，他眼中的亚洲世界是什么样子....
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Robber Licks Woman’s Toes before Fleeing
(2007-09-13 12:42:20)
Thislittlepiggywenttothemarket.Thislittlepiggystayedhome.Thislittlepiggylooksyumyum…
Whatawacko.
Amanapproachedawomanwhowasleavingworkatabout1am.Hetookherkeysandtelephone…thenremovedhershoesandlickedhertoes.(BTW,whydoesn’tshoesrhymewithtoes?)Continuereading…[阅读全文]
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Choose Your Hospital Well (part 4)
(2007-09-13 12:38:34)
Well….atyetanotherhospitalinJapan,fiveceramicpartsofsomesurgicalequipmentusedatKyotoUniversityHospitalhaveturnedupmissing.
Thefearis,thatthepartswereleftinsidepatients’bodies.
“Pardonme,canIlookinsideyoutoseeifIleftmyscalpel?”Continuereading…[阅读全文]
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Boy Comes Home from Football Practice in His Underwear and Cloth
(2007-09-13 12:34:57)
Aten-yearoldboysayshisfootballcoachsenthimhomefrompracticeinhisunderwear.
So…theboyobeyed…hewalkedhomeinhisT-shirt,underwearandcleats.
Theboysaidhewaskickedofftheteamfornotfollowingteamrules.Continuereading…[阅读全文]
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Internet Bride Found in Suitcase
(2007-09-13 12:32:00)
Thisisnotacase,er,suitcase,uh,casewherethewomancouldn’taffordherplaneticket.
A21-yearolduniversitystudentinPerumarrieda26-yearoldex-conwhoservedtimefordrugandescapecharges-heskippedparolewithouttellinghisparoleofficer.
ThecouplemarriedinPeruandlivedwithherparentsforatime.
ThevictimtoldherparentsthatshewasgoingtoLimatomeetupwithherhubbybutthenwasneverheardfromagain.Continuereading…[阅读全文]
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Ouch! 26 Needles Stuck in Baby
(2007-09-13 12:18:53)
Ifthekidgrewupwiththeneedleslodgedinherbody,shewouldthinkpainiswhatsheissupposedtobefeeling.
Whenthewomanwasababy…grandpa,apparentlyhavingwantedagrandson…tookouthisdisappointmentonthelittlegirlbysticking26sewingneedlesintoherbody!!Continuereading…[阅读全文]
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4 Steps to being the Best Counterfeiter Ever
(2007-09-13 12:15:45)
Apoliceofficersaid,“It’sthebestcounterfeitschemeIhaveseeninmylawenforcementcareer.Thebillslookandfeelreal.Onlyanexpertcantelltheywerefake.”
AnotherGeorgiamanmadedailytripsinhisRollsRoycetoastoragefacilitywherehecreatedcounterfeitbills….asmuchas$10,000aday.
Histechnique-“NigerianBlackWash”.Continuereading…[阅读全文]
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Waiter Fired for Loss Time While Foiling Carjack Attempt
(2007-09-13 12:12:32)
Awomancamescreamingintotherestaurantwherea42-yearoldwaiter,makingacomebackfrombeingconvictedofrobberyandcocainepossessionwasworking.
“Help!Help!Somebodyisstealingmycar.”
Thewaiterranout,overcamethecarjacker’sknifeattackwitha2x4,explainedthingstothepoliceandsentawayahappywoman.Continuereading…[阅读全文]
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Don’t Work, Be Happy, Make Babies
(2007-09-13 12:07:31)
ThegovernorofacentralRussianprovincetoldcouplestoskipworktoday,stayhomeandmakelovetohelpboostRussia’slowbirth-rate.
Theprize…ifawomangivesbirthninemonthsfromnowonRussia’snationalday-June12th…anewhome,maybe….orafridge,televisionorapairofscissors.Continuereading…[阅读全文]
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Web Site Offer Alibis for Adulterers
(2007-09-13 12:03:48)
AFrenchcompanyisprovidingwouldbeadultererswithcustom-madealibis.
Thesite,foundedbyanex-privateeye,cooksup:
1.phonyweekendseminars
2.fakeemergencyphonecalls
3.invitationstonon-existentweddings
Themissionstatement-protectcouplesandfamiliesbyallowingadultererstolivetheirflingsundetected.Continuereading…[阅读全文]
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Robber Uses His Own Check to Demand Money
(2007-09-13 12:00:18)
Themanwasbrilliant…
Heneededmoney…so…wherebettertogothantoabank.
Heknewhewouldbepenalizedifheoverdrewhischeckingaccountsohecrossedouthisnameonhischeckandwroteanoteonthebackdemandingmoneyfromtheteller.Continuereading…[阅读全文]
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