Ihadmyfirstcigartheotherday,supposedlyit'scuban.Tastedlikedarkchocolate,80%bitter,20%sweert.
Starbucksusedtosellthosesmallchocolatechunkcookies.Theyareinsanelydelicious.YesterdaywhileIwaswanderingaimlesslyinthecity,IpoppedintoeverystarbucksstoreIsawjusttocheckiftheyhavethem.Apparentlynostorehasthem.Theystillsellthebiggerones,buttheydon'ttasteasgood.
Iamhavingthisreallyfoulmoodsinceyesterda...[
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RabbitTOOTOO(partone)
Ihavearabbit.HernameisTOOTOO.WhenIadoptedher,shewasaboutoneyearold,sincethenithasbeenabouttenshortmonths.
Itwasloveatfirstsight.Iwasonmywaytotherestroom,andthenIspotthiscuriouslylookingthingrightoutsideofthedoor.Inthedarkcorner,lookingatmewithherbigroundcrystalblackeyes,therewastherabbit.Ibentdowntopatherback,sosoft,fatandbunchy.WhenItriedtomoveabitclosertoher,shejump...[
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Ihavea12y.obrotherwhounfortunatelyhadtoacquireanotherpairofeyesrecently.Withtheintentionofcheeringhimup,Istartedcallinghim"myfour-eyehottie".Hedidn'tshowthekindofappreciationIanticipated,butitdoesnotmatter.Herearetwopoemshewrotein5thgradethatIthoughtaresortofinteresting.
Thereoncewasarobberinglasses
Thatstoleyellowgoldinmasses
Buthewassodumb
Thathecouldn'tsum
Wherew...[
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Chocolate,love,menArainyevening,Iamaloneintheroom,butnotlonely.Withanovelinmyhand,chocolatetrufflesonaplate,solitudecouldbeajoyfulexperience.
Chocolatehashadthereputationofbeinganaphrodisiacforcenturies.ChocolatetruffleisfirstcreatedbyaFrenchmaninthelate19thcentury.Itismadeofamixingmeltedchocolate,creamandbutterwithcocoapowdersprinkledontheoutside.Anexquisitetasteitis,firstbeingthebitterlysavo...[
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Popquiz1Whichofthefollowingspecieshasthebiggestpenis?
a)human
b)gorilla
c)chimp
d)gibbon
(Someofusmightneedabitofclarificationhere.Weallknowhumanmales,butwhatisthedifferencebetweenagorilla,chimpandgibbon?IwilldrawsomeimagesfromHollywoodmoviesandtvshows.Gorillaisthebigapenamedkingkongthatdiedontopofempirestatebuilding.Thefirstmonkeythatlearnthowtoreadisachimp.Ifyoueverwatchthesh...[
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