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Boycottwhat,Olympic?IsthereacountrycalledOlympic?Waitasec,Iknowwhereitis.ItmustbethatdirtylittlecrappytownIgotmypipebeatenoffinTexas.IhatedtheseOlympians.
WhateveryoutexasolympianssayIgoforit.Yeah,boycottthemallfromsellingushumarights.
IboycottedWal-MartbutwentbrokeInowcan’tevenaffordforbuymeapairofunderpans.TheydarngettingmoreandmoreexpensiveMadeinChinastuff,alldarnthesameascostyasgaspri...[阅读全文]
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IamMrTaiLin,branchmanagerinoneoftheleadingbankshereinshanghaichina.Irespectfullyseekyoursincereconscentinthisprofitableproposalthatiwillexplaintoyou.Six(6)yearsago,preciselyontuesdayNov6,2001,abritishoilconsultant/contractorwiththechinesemineralcooperation,depositedanumberedsumofThirtymillionunitedstatesdollars(30,000,000USD)inmybranchvalidfortwelvecalendermonths.
Onmaturity,no...[阅读全文]
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(2007-06-22 19:06:23)

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  早年在美国阿拉斯加地方,有一对年轻人结婚,婚后生育,他的太太因难产而死,遗下一孩子。
  
  他忙生活,又忙于看家,因没有人帮忙看孩子,就训练一只狗,那狗聪明听话,能照顾小孩,咬着奶瓶喂奶给孩子喝,抚养孩子。
  
  有一天,主人出门去了,叫它照顾孩子。
  
  他到了别的乡村,因遇大雪,当日不[阅读全文]
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