Who wants to be a pig? -- Just for fun

最近我的PM给我们出了几道心理测试的问题要我们回答，比如：你想做什么动物？你想让别人认为你是什么动物，等等。。。有四种动物可以选择：狮子，大象，狗和鹦鹉。据说这是应征FBI时的问题。当然猪不在选择之中。我相信没有人愿意选猪，没有人愿意是一头猪。

我想起了好久以前看过的一个笑话。具体情节忘记了。为了表达我要表达的意思，我根据重点编了一个。

有四个动物：猪，猴子，老虎和马。它们一起去一个地方，途中要过一条河。因只有一条船，他们必须挤在这条船上。

正当他们走到河中央时，状况发生，船上不能承受这么多动物，至少一个动物必须离开这条船，否则所有的动物都活不成。这个关键时候，没有谁愿意主动跳下水的，跳下去就意味着死吗.

于是他们想出一个办法: 由其中一个给大家讲一个笑话，谁先笑谁就跳下去；如果两分钟之内谁都不笑，那么讲笑话的人就得跳下去。

猴子决定讲笑话。等他讲完后，就看马和狮子死劲儿憋着不笑，只有猪显得很镇静。

两分钟过去了，猴子没办法只好噗嗵一声跳下去了。就在猴子拼命在水里挣扎时，猪突然哈哈大笑起来。

知道为什么吗？猪刚刚反应过来！这个笑话太可笑了，实在是憋不住了！

所以说，有时候反应迟钝不见得是一件坏事，关键时候救人一命呀！

你想是这只猪吗？;)

Recently my project manager played with us a psychological test and asked us some questions like “what animal you want to be in the future?” “what animal you expect others to think about you”...We needed to choose from one of the animals: Parrot, Elephant, Lion and Dog. There is no pig in the list. I believe no one wants to be a pig.

This reminds me of a story (or joke) I heard long time ago. It’s so long that I can’t remember the detail, so I made one based on the point.

There are 4 animals: a pig, a monkey, a tiger and a horse. They go together to a destination and they need to come cross a big river. There is only one boat so they have to squeeze in it.

But something happens when they are in the middle of the river and one of them has to leave the boat otherwise all of them will die. Of course, no one wants to sacrifice voluntarily!

Then they come out a solution: One of them will tell a joke. The one who laughs first within 2 minutes will jump into the river without question; If no one laughs, the one who tells the story will have to leave the boat.

The monkey decides to tell the story. After he finishes, no one laughs, but obviously the horse and the tiger are trying their very best not to laugh, only the pig is so calm.

2 minutes passes, the monkey has no choice but jump into the river. While the monkey is struggling in the water, suddenly the pig starts laughing! Hahahaha...

Do you get that? The pig just gets into the joke and feels it’s soooooo funny.

So...Sometimes being a pig is not a bad thing, isn't it? It makes you survive in a critical position!

Now, do you want to be this pig? ;)

[弄堂里的猪贝贝]

好啊！