小明果然是做总统的料....（ZT）

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主旨: 小明果然是做总统的料....

 

亲爱的各位 笑笑就好  想太多会很累耶!! 

 

老师 : 小明，有同学检举你上礼拜五考试时作弊！                                                                                                       

                                                                                                                                                   

小明 : 你不要污蔑我，我是班长，我有高道德标准，我会作弊吗？如果你能提出证据，证明我作弊，我就自动退学！                                             

                                                                                                                                                     

老师 : 这不就是你的小抄吗？                                                                                                                         

                                                                                                                                                  

小明：我身为班长、每天要处理很多班上的事，读书时间难免不够，但我还是坚持服务大家、自己再熬夜读书  !                                                  

                                                                                                                                                    

老师：我再问你一次，这是不是你的小抄？如果是的话，依校规，你恐怕要被退学…                                                                            

                                                                                                                                                    

小明：我个人的去留微不足道，但是如果因为我被栽赃作弊，害得班上的名声被糟蹋掉，叫同学出去怎么做人？                            

                                                                                                                                                      

老师：好吧！看你一直顾左右而言它的样子，显然这小抄就是你的了…                                                                                        

                                                                                                                                                     

小明 : 不！这不是我的，是甲君的！                                                                                                                    

                                                                                                                                                     

老师 : 甲君是谁？                                                                                                                                    

                                                                                                                                                     

小明 : 身为班长，我要有义气，不能因为要自保自清，就出卖同学，害同学被扣分，我宁愿被冤枉也不可以说！                                                 

                                                                                                                                                    

老师 : 可是这上面的笔迹明明是你的！你的字迹很好认！                                                                                                 

                                                                                                                                                    

小明 : 你用膝盖想也知道，我不用作弊也有60 分，我有必要为了多个5分 10分去作弊，害自己被退学吗？! 我会歪哥吗？                                      

                                                                                                                                                      

老师 : 作弊就是不对！                                                                                                                               

                                                                                                                                                     

小明 : 你有调查过全校2000 名同学中的其他 1999 人都没有作弊吗？去年刚毕业的学长小华就有作弊，你为什么不抓他？                                        

                                                                                                                                                     

老师 : 我现在抓到你作弊当然要处理，这跟其他同学没有关系！                                                                                            

                                                                                                                                                    

小明：我三年来都这么做，你为什么一开始不跟我讲考试不能带小抄？到现在才出来说我作弊！                                                                 

                                                                                                                                                     

老师：因为老师之前都信任大家，不刻意去抓，但今天有同学检举了，老师不得不办！                                                                         

                                                                                                                                                     

小明：好！我再说一次，如果下次你当场抓到我作弊，我就自动退学！                                                                                       

                                                                                                                                                     

老师：你刚才不是说，如果我能提出你作弊的证据，你就自动退学吗？                                                                                       

                                                                                                                                                     

小明：那是〝间接〞抓到，不算！如果你〝直接〞当场抓到，我就服气。                                                                                     

                                                                                                                                                    

老师：作弊就作弊，还有分直接、间接的吗？                                                                                                             

                                                                                                                                                     

小明 : 老师你是外省人喔？                                                                                                                            

                                                                                                                                                     

老师 : ？？？                                                                                                                                      

                                                                                                                                                     

小明 : 我阿公在二二八事件中被国民党的军队打死、我爸在美丽岛事件中也被抓去关，你们外省人都爱欺负我们台湾人！                                         

                                                                                                                                                     

老师 : 我是本省人耶！                                                                                                                              

                                                                                                                                                     

小明 : 那你一定是中共派来卧底的台奸，中共的同路人、卖台集团的一份子、你滚回大陆啦！                                                                 

                                                                                                                                                     

老师 : 算了！老师不处罚你了，小明，你好好作弊，你以后一定可以当总统。