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You are perfect!!
(2011-01-14 21:20:21)
Oneday,whenwewerelookingattherecentpictureswetook,IfeltbadthatIwastoothin.SoIwaswhinningtomytwoboys."Ismommytoothin?",Iasked.Theybothreplied,"No,mommy,youarenottoothin".Andyadded:"But,youarenottoofateither"."Youareperfect!"Whatasweettalker,notwo!Ismommyreallyperfect?:-) Dsaid,mommy,nobodyisperfect,unlessyouchangeyournametoperfect,thenyouareperfect. [阅读全文]
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“You can’t Run, And, you can’t hide”
(2011-01-14 20:48:32)
BothAndrewandDaniellovetoeatorientalinstantnoodle(orwhatwecalled“FangBianMian”inChinese).Amongallfood,theyrankitontheverytopofthelistforseveralyearsuptodate.ItisnotsurprisingthattheybothdemandedtohavesomewhenIcookeditformyselfsothatIdidnotneedtowaitalongtimetohavewarmfoodaftermissingtheregularlunchhour.Halfwayintofinishingtheirportion,Danielsaidusingalowandserioustone,“Youcan’trun,AND,youcan’...[阅读全文]
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Five Silly Bands
(2011-01-14 20:47:33)
Afewmonthsagointhespringof2010,Irealizedsomethingstrangehappenedamongtheschoolagedchildren.Thatis,allofasudden,allkids,nomatterboysorgirls,becameveryinterestedinonething,andonethingonly,somethingthatiscalled“Sillybands”.Almosteverykidswemetworelotsofcolorfulsillybands,whicharerubberbandsmadeintodifferentshapes,animals,ships,trafficsigns,stars,younamedit,ontheirwrist.Theybraggedaboutthem,tradedth...[阅读全文]
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Letters to Santa
(2011-01-03 17:19:52)
Andrew'slettertoSanta-12/30/2010
DearSanta:
ThankyouforgivingmewhatIwantedforChristmas.Ilovethepokerandthewatchyougaveme.IwishyouhadaverygoodChristmas.Nextyear,canyoucomeat3o'clock?Iknowyouhadaveryhardtimedelivering,soIwillgiveyousomeicecreamandsomefoodforyourreindeer.Whatkindoffooddoreindeerslike?Wheredoyougetit?Whatisyourrealname?
Sincerely,
Andrew
Zipcode:
State:NewYork<...[阅读全文]
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Mommy, you are thin because you are poor.
(2010-12-27 19:50:44)
Lastweek,myoldersonAndrewsaidtome"Mommy,IthinkIknowwhyyouarethinnerthandaddy".IwasverysurprisedbecauseIdon'tevenknowwhy."Why?",Iasked.
Andrewsaid,youarethinbecauseyouarepoor."Oh,yeah?"Iwashookedupwithhisnoveltheory.Andrewwentonexplaining:"Mommy,everytimewewenttoMacDonald,youonlyeatthewrap,whichisveryhealthy.ButIfIwouldgiveyouTWENTY-FIVEdollars,youwouldbeabletoaffordahamberg.Thenyouwillbefatter...[阅读全文]
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Sleding
(2010-12-27 16:29:55)
Daniel'sversion:
ThelocationwewenttowascalledDavisPark,Scarsdale,NY.WewentsledgingthereonMondayafternoon.Itwasmymom'sidea.Wewenttherebecausemymomthoughtitwouldbefunandexciting.Itwasfunandexcitingbecausewewentquicklyandwegottodoraces.Weplayedfortwenty-fiveminutes.Thenwewenthomebecausewewerecold.
Mommy'sversion:
OnMondaymorning,whenIwokeup,IsawthelargestsnowIhaveeverseen.Foramoment,wetho...[阅读全文]
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You are doomed!
(2010-12-26 20:18:33)
AndrewandDanielwerefighting.Beingtwoyearsyounger,Danielwasapparentlyinadisadvantageousposition.WhenDanielwasbeatenup,heshouted,"Andrew,youaredoomed-becauseIpushedyourdoombutton!"[阅读全文]
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Holy Night, Silence Night.
(2010-12-24 20:32:09)
Herewego.MerryChristmasandHappyNewYear![阅读全文]
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