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OnedaywhilewalkingdownthestreetahighlysuccessfulHumanResourcesManagerwastragicallyhitbyabusandshedied.HersoularrivedupinheavenwhereshewasmetatthePearlyGatesbySt.Peterhimself.
"WelcometoHeaven,"saidSt.Peter."Beforeyougetsettledinthough,itseemswehaveaproblem.Yousee,strangelyenough,we'veneveroncehadaHumanResourcesManagermakeitthisfarandwe'renotreallysurewhattodowithyou."
"Noproblem,justletmei...[阅读全文]

她是谁？
冷眼一看，那个脸，那个腰，像是芙蓉姐姐。
再看，噢，原来是倪萍大妈在两会上拍照。
再仔细看看，倪大妈不但照相姿势雷人，长得怎么也越来越像赵忠祥了。
哈哈。周末愉快～[阅读全文]