1.
Q:Whydidthebaseballgamegetcancelled?
A:Becausealltheplayersranhome!
2.
Q:Whatkindofprinterhastwoears?
A:Acopycat!
3.
Emmawas3yearsold.OnedayItoldherthatChineseinventednumbers.
Afewdayslater,Iaskedherwhoinventednumbers.Shesaid:"Me!".
4.
Emmawasinherfirstgrade.Onedaywhenshecamehomefromschool,shesaidthatshetoldJamesthatshewasinlovewithhim.Isaid:&qu...[
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昨日的梦。梦见自己去了朝鲜。梦是这样的:
小金选定小小金做自己的接班人。为了向人民展示小小金强健的体魄,小金决定让小小金到长城去跑一跑。开跑那天,小小金只带了俩个随从。小小金跑在前面,两个随从跟在后面。我也跟在后面跑。刚一开跑,其中一个随从回过头,解开靠近上衣领口的几颗纽扣,指着露出的胸口,笑着对站在不远处的小金说:“我觉得应该装[
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BySophie
IllustratedbyEmma
Emmawasalittlegirl.
Emma'sdadwenttoChina.
Emmawaited,waited,andwaited.
Finallydadcamebackhome.
Emmawashappy,veryhappytoseehim.
Dadbroughtbackalittleteapotandacoupleoftinylittleteacups.
(I'malittleteapot,shortandstout.Drinkfromme,andI'llwhirlabout.)
DadgaveEmmaalittleteacup.
Heputinthecupatinydriedthing.
"That'saleaf,ateale...[
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BySophie
IllustratedbyEmma
Thereisanewbornlittlestar.
HernameisReida.
Sheiswearingabluedress.
ShelivesintheMilkyWay.
TherearecountlessstarsintheMilkyWay.
Somearebig,somearesmall.
Reidaseeslotsofstarsaroundher.
Somewearthesamecolorlikeshedoes.
Andthere'realsolotsofstarswearingdifferentcolors.
Reidaisverycuriousaboutthat.
Oneday,Reidaapproachedayellows...[
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