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在出租车站【1】(笑话,译文) 译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过 TaxiStop Acoupleleavesthetheater.Thehusbandmakesadashforataxi,butatthesamemoment,anotherpersontriestostepintoit.Theybegintoargue.Thenthehusbandcomesbacktohiswife. “Whathappened?Youlethimtakethetaxi,butyouwerethererightinfrontofhim?” “Yes,becausehehadpriority.” “Priority?Whatpr...[阅读全文]
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鳏夫娶妻【1】(笑话,译文) 译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过 AWidowerTakesaWife Bertrand,a70-year-oldwidowerandextremelywealthyman,isseenonthearmofa22-year-old"bimbo"whomhehasjustmarried.Sheisasublimecreature. Bertrand'sfriendsareindisbeliefandposeabillionquestions.Aboveall:Howdidhemanagetomarrysuchabeauty? “Youliedtoher,youmusthavetoldherthatyouwere5...[阅读全文]
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遛弯赚钱【1】(笑话,译文) 译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过 MakingmoneybyJogging ReturninghomefromalongbusinesstriptoSouthAmerica,RobertnoticesthathissonDavidisridingasuperblittledirtbike,whichlookslikeit'sworthatleast€3000.Soheaskshissonhowhecouldaffordsuchamachine. “Justbyjogging,Dad!”Davidanswers. “Byjogging?Howcouldyoujog?Explainyourself.&...[阅读全文]
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葬礼的选择【1】(笑话,译文) 译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过 ChoiceforaFuneral Amanentersafuneralhometoinquireaboutcoffinprices. “Wehavethisbeautiful,high-grademodelfor5,000euros,”thesalesmansays. “Oh,no,that’sfartoomuchforme.Afterall,it’sjustforhisfinaldestination.” “Well,wehaveamorepopularmodelfor1,000euros.” &ldquo...[阅读全文]
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令人吃惊的捐献【1】(笑话,译文) 译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过 SurprisingCollection Anunknocksonadoor: "Wearemakingacollectionfortheretirementhouseatthemoment.Perhapsyoumightdonatesomething?" "Butofcourse.Don’tmove.I’llgogetmymother-in-lawrightaway." 令人吃惊的捐献 一个修女敲一家门。 “我们现在正在为一所老人院收集...[阅读全文]
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MadagascarPeriwinkle(长春花)花开延时视频12秒(=4天) WatchItBloom:MadagascarPeriwinkle(长春花)Time-Lapsein12Seconds Madagascarperiwinkle(长春花或日日新或日日春) 马达加斯加长春花简介(由deepseek提供) 马达加斯加长春花,学名Catharanthusroseus,是一种原产于马达加斯加岛的常绿亚灌木植物。尽管名字中有“长春花”,但它与我们通常所说的“长春花”属不同植物。它因[阅读全文]
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在法庭上【1】(笑话,译文) 译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过 AttheCourt TheJudge:"Iorderasentencethatrequiresyoutopay8,000eurosorservesixmonthsinprison.Thechoiceisyours." ThePrisoner:"Judge,youareaverykindgentleman!I'lltakethe8,000euros." 在法庭上 法官:“我宣判你付8000欧元罚款或者6个月监禁。你可以二选一。” 罪犯:“法...[阅读全文]
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金发女郎的电话【1】(笑话,译文) 译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过 APhoneCallfromaBlonde AblondecallsanAmericanAirlineCompanyintheUSforflightinformation. “HowlongdoesittaketoflyfromNewYorktoParisinoneflight?” Theswitchboardoperatorontheotherendsays: “Justaminute.” Theblondesays,“Thankyou,”andhangsup. 金发女郎的电话 ...[阅读全文]
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微软公司发明的汽车【1】(笑话,译文) 译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过 TheMicrosoftCar OurdearBillGates,thebossofMicrosoft,isgoingtopresentthelatestinventionofhiscomputerscientiststothePresidentofGeneralMotors.It'saconceptcarwithveryadvancedtechnology. “ThankstoMicrosoft,youcouldownacaryoucouldneverimagine.Inadditiontoflying,thecardrivesitself.Ithasamaximumspeedof500km/...[阅读全文]
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性骚扰【1】(笑话,译文) 译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过 SexualHarassment Ayoungwomanenteredhercompanydirector'soffice: "Sir,Iwouldliketofileasexualharassmentcomplaint." "Tellmethereason,please." "Mycoworker,Wilfried,saysthatmyhairsmellsverygood." "Youknow,peoplemightnotconsiderthatsexualharassment." "Wilfriedisa...[阅读全文]
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