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(2025-10-29 08:13:30)
在出租车站【1】（笑话，译文）
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
TaxiStop
Acoupleleavesthetheater.Thehusbandmakesadashforataxi,butatthesamemoment,anotherpersontriestostepintoit.Theybegintoargue.Thenthehusbandcomesbacktohiswife.
“Whathappened?Youlethimtakethetaxi,butyouwerethererightinfrontofhim?”
“Yes,becausehehadpriority.”
“Priority?Whatpr...[阅读全文]
(2025-10-28 08:18:27)
鳏夫娶妻【1】（笑话，译文）
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
AWidowerTakesaWife
Bertrand,a70-year-oldwidowerandextremelywealthyman,isseenonthearmofa22-year-old"bimbo"whomhehasjustmarried.Sheisasublimecreature.
Bertrand'sfriendsareindisbeliefandposeabillionquestions.Aboveall:Howdidhemanagetomarrysuchabeauty?
“Youliedtoher,youmusthavetoldherthatyouwere5...[阅读全文]
(2025-10-27 08:18:14)
遛弯赚钱【1】（笑话，译文）
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
MakingmoneybyJogging
ReturninghomefromalongbusinesstriptoSouthAmerica,RobertnoticesthathissonDavidisridingasuperblittledirtbike,whichlookslikeit'sworthatleast€3000.Soheaskshissonhowhecouldaffordsuchamachine.
“Justbyjogging,Dad!”Davidanswers.
“Byjogging?Howcouldyoujog?Explainyourself.&...[阅读全文]
(2025-10-26 11:40:00)
葬礼的选择【1】(笑话，译文)
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
ChoiceforaFuneral
Amanentersafuneralhometoinquireaboutcoffinprices.
“Wehavethisbeautiful,high-grademodelfor5,000euros,”thesalesmansays.
“Oh,no,that’sfartoomuchforme.Afterall,it’sjustforhisfinaldestination.”
“Well,wehaveamorepopularmodelfor1,000euros.”
&ldquo...[阅读全文]
(2025-10-25 08:08:54)
令人吃惊的捐献【1】（笑话，译文）
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
SurprisingCollection
Anunknocksonadoor:
"Wearemakingacollectionfortheretirementhouseatthemoment.Perhapsyoumightdonatesomething?"
"Butofcourse.Don’tmove.I’llgogetmymother-in-lawrightaway."
令人吃惊的捐献
一个修女敲一家门。
“我们现在正在为一所老人院收集...[阅读全文]
(2025-10-24 08:22:21)
MadagascarPeriwinkle(长春花)花开延时视频12秒(=4天） WatchItBloom:MadagascarPeriwinkle(长春花)Time-Lapsein12Seconds Madagascarperiwinkle(长春花或日日新或日日春） 马达加斯加长春花简介（由deepseek提供） 马达加斯加长春花，学名Catharanthusroseus，是一种原产于马达加斯加岛的常绿亚灌木植物。尽管名字中有“长春花”，但它与我们通常所说的“长春花”属不同植物。它因[阅读全文]
(2025-10-23 08:15:39)
在法庭上【1】（笑话，译文）
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
AttheCourt
TheJudge:"Iorderasentencethatrequiresyoutopay8,000eurosorservesixmonthsinprison.Thechoiceisyours."
ThePrisoner:"Judge,youareaverykindgentleman!I'lltakethe8,000euros."
在法庭上
法官：“我宣判你付8000欧元罚款或者6个月监禁。你可以二选一。”
罪犯：“法...[阅读全文]
(2025-10-22 08:16:09)
金发女郎的电话【1】（笑话，译文）
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
APhoneCallfromaBlonde
AblondecallsanAmericanAirlineCompanyintheUSforflightinformation.
“HowlongdoesittaketoflyfromNewYorktoParisinoneflight?”
Theswitchboardoperatorontheotherendsays:
“Justaminute.”
Theblondesays,“Thankyou,”andhangsup.
金发女郎的电话
...[阅读全文]
(2025-10-21 05:08:25)
微软公司发明的汽车【1】(笑话，译文)
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
TheMicrosoftCar
OurdearBillGates,thebossofMicrosoft,isgoingtopresentthelatestinventionofhiscomputerscientiststothePresidentofGeneralMotors.It'saconceptcarwithveryadvancedtechnology.
“ThankstoMicrosoft,youcouldownacaryoucouldneverimagine.Inadditiontoflying,thecardrivesitself.Ithasamaximumspeedof500km/...[阅读全文]
(2025-10-20 09:15:12)
性骚扰【1】(笑话，译文）
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
SexualHarassment
Ayoungwomanenteredhercompanydirector'soffice:
"Sir,Iwouldliketofileasexualharassmentcomplaint."
"Tellmethereason,please."
"Mycoworker,Wilfried,saysthatmyhairsmellsverygood."
"Youknow,peoplemightnotconsiderthatsexualharassment."
"Wilfriedisa...[阅读全文]
