在出租车站【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
TaxiStop
Acoupleleavesthetheater.Thehusbandmakesadashforataxi,butatthesamemoment,anotherpersontriestostepintoit.Theybegintoargue.Thenthehusbandcomesbacktohiswife.
“Whathappened?Youlethimtakethetaxi,butyouwerethererightinfrontofhim?”
“Yes,becausehehadpriority.”
“Priority?Whatpr...[
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鳏夫娶妻【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
AWidowerTakesaWife
Bertrand,a70-year-oldwidowerandextremelywealthyman,isseenonthearmofa22-year-old"bimbo"whomhehasjustmarried.Sheisasublimecreature.
Bertrand'sfriendsareindisbeliefandposeabillionquestions.Aboveall:Howdidhemanagetomarrysuchabeauty?
“Youliedtoher,youmusthavetoldherthatyouwere5...[
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遛弯赚钱【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
MakingmoneybyJogging
ReturninghomefromalongbusinesstriptoSouthAmerica,RobertnoticesthathissonDavidisridingasuperblittledirtbike,whichlookslikeit'sworthatleast€3000.Soheaskshissonhowhecouldaffordsuchamachine.
“Justbyjogging,Dad!”Davidanswers.
“Byjogging?Howcouldyoujog?Explainyourself.&...[
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葬礼的选择【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
ChoiceforaFuneral
Amanentersafuneralhometoinquireaboutcoffinprices.
“Wehavethisbeautiful,high-grademodelfor5,000euros,”thesalesmansays.
“Oh,no,that’sfartoomuchforme.Afterall,it’sjustforhisfinaldestination.”
“Well,wehaveamorepopularmodelfor1,000euros.”
&ldquo...[
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令人吃惊的捐献【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
SurprisingCollection
Anunknocksonadoor:
"Wearemakingacollectionfortheretirementhouseatthemoment.Perhapsyoumightdonatesomething?"
"Butofcourse.Don’tmove.I’llgogetmymother-in-lawrightaway."
令人吃惊的捐献
一个修女敲一家门。
“我们现在正在为一所老人院收集...[
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MadagascarPeriwinkle(长春花)花开延时视频12秒(=4天)
WatchItBloom:MadagascarPeriwinkle(长春花)Time-Lapsein12Seconds
Madagascarperiwinkle(长春花或日日新或日日春)
马达加斯加长春花简介(由deepseek提供)
马达加斯加长春花,学名Catharanthusroseus,是一种原产于马达加斯加岛的常绿亚灌木植物。尽管名字中有“长春花”,但它与我们通常所说的“长春花”属不同植物。它因[
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在法庭上【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
AttheCourt
TheJudge:"Iorderasentencethatrequiresyoutopay8,000eurosorservesixmonthsinprison.Thechoiceisyours."
ThePrisoner:"Judge,youareaverykindgentleman!I'lltakethe8,000euros."
在法庭上
法官:“我宣判你付8000欧元罚款或者6个月监禁。你可以二选一。”
罪犯:“法...[
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金发女郎的电话【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
APhoneCallfromaBlonde
AblondecallsanAmericanAirlineCompanyintheUSforflightinformation.
“HowlongdoesittaketoflyfromNewYorktoParisinoneflight?”
Theswitchboardoperatorontheotherendsays:
“Justaminute.”
Theblondesays,“Thankyou,”andhangsup.
金发女郎的电话
...[
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微软公司发明的汽车【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
TheMicrosoftCar
OurdearBillGates,thebossofMicrosoft,isgoingtopresentthelatestinventionofhiscomputerscientiststothePresidentofGeneralMotors.It'saconceptcarwithveryadvancedtechnology.
“ThankstoMicrosoft,youcouldownacaryoucouldneverimagine.Inadditiontoflying,thecardrivesitself.Ithasamaximumspeedof500km/...[
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性骚扰【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
SexualHarassment
Ayoungwomanenteredhercompanydirector'soffice:
"Sir,Iwouldliketofileasexualharassmentcomplaint."
"Tellmethereason,please."
"Mycoworker,Wilfried,saysthatmyhairsmellsverygood."
"Youknow,peoplemightnotconsiderthatsexualharassment."
"Wilfriedisa...[
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