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【偶遇】正在沙滩上工作的摄影师和比基尼美女注:因为不知有没有触犯版权法,所以遮住美女脸。即使这样,也不知是不是触犯版权法,希望知道此局面的人告诉我。如果我这样做不对,我一定删除。1.工欲善其事,必先利其器:2.漂白了的沙滩,墨黑衣着的摄影师,一心以为有鸿鹄将至的摄影组成员,唯一的桃色给沙滩留下春风的足迹,这是哪门子家的不知有汉,无论魏晋[阅读全文]
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弹弓和傻子[1]TheSlingshotandtheStupid译自德文byme,英文由geminiproofread过。Fritzchenandhisfriendmakeaslingshot.Whenitisfinished,theygototheplaygroundandmeet"thestupid."Asalways,heisstandingunderatreewithanappleonhishead.Thefirstshothitshim,andaneyeisgone.Thestupidbeginstocry.Fritzchensays,"Don'tdoanything!Youstillhaveoneeye.Mynextshotwilldefinitelyhittheapple."Thesecondshot...[阅读全文]
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黑暗中的声音[1]译自德文byme,英文由Geminiproofreading过。TheVoicefromtheDarknessAthiefsneaksthroughadarkapartmentlateatnight.Suddenly,hehearsavoicesay,"Iseeyou,andJesusseesyou,too."Thethieffreezes.Aftertensecondsofsilence,hethinkshemusthaveimagineditandcontinueson."Iseeyou,andJesusseesyou,too,"thevoicesaysagain.Thethiefisshockedandstopsinhistracks.Nervously,heasks,"Who'...[阅读全文]
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ebay上买东西的小经验或窍门我从2006到现在在eBay上买过一千多次东西,我就讲讲我怎样省钱的方法。1.守株待兔。如果你喜欢某件东西,它又不是热门的物品,你不妨把它放到你的购物车里,不要立刻就付钱,eBay会把你的购物车里的东西告诉给卖家。美国是买家的市场。如果卖者迫不及待,他/她通常会给你折扣。一般10%-30%不等,有时会更高。卖主的折扣时间常常是第2天到一[阅读全文]
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上帝和高尔夫球[1]译自德语byme,英文由Geminiproofreading过。背景(有关GodtheFather和GodtheSon):deepseek解释:Trinity(中文常译为“三位一体”或“三一”)是一个广泛用于宗教、哲学、文化及科技领域的术语,具体含义因语境而异。基督教神学中的“三位一体” 指基督教核心教义,认为独一真神以三个位格共存:圣父(上帝)、圣子(耶稣基督)、圣灵(圣神)。[阅读全文]
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惩罚的闪电[1] 译自德文byme,英文由Geminiproofreading过。 Thelightningboltofpunishment Twopriestsareplayinggolf.Oneishavingabaddayandmissesoneshotafteranother. Everytimehesays:"Shit,missedagain." "Youshouldn'tcurse,mybrother,"saystheother,butitdoesn'thelp. "Godwillpunishyouifyoukeepcursinglikethat." Itdoesn'thelp. Intheend,adarkcl...[阅读全文]
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纸盒里的獴[1]译自德文byme英文由Geminiproofreading过。ThemongooseinthecardboardboxTwomenfaceeachotheronapassengertrainfromLeipzigtoDresden.Alargecardboardboxrestsontheoverheadshelf.Itscontentsareunknown.Onemankeepsglancingatthebox,unabletocontainhiscuriosity."I'msorry,"hefinallysays,"butwhat'sinthebox?""Amongoose."Themanissurprisedandsilentforamoment.Thenheasks...[阅读全文]
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(2025-07-31 11:13:27)

七月里每天蒸和炒的菜[阅读全文]
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(2025-07-30 09:58:42)

DIY:把一个shelf改成书架两个月前在Aldi买了个架子,它和几年前(几年前$40,现在$50)买的是同一规格(34.4x17.72x71.85inch,;90x45x182.5cm),不同型号(旧:55365,新:24948),整个架子能承重1750磅或793公斤,单层架子能承重350磅或159公斤。用它来当书架绰绰有余。以前买的书架都是锯末制成的木板做的,书放到上面,过一段时间木板中间就被压弯。用这个架子当书架,它绝不会弯的,因[阅读全文]
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离奇的挑战(笑话,译文)译自德文byme,英文由Geminiproofreading过。TheOddChallengeAbossisworriedbecauseoneofhisemployeeshasn'tcometowork.Hecallstheemployee'scellphoneandhearsasoftchild'svoiceontheotherend."Hello?"thechildwhispers."Whoisthis?"thebossasks."I'mSophie,"thekidwhispers."Ah,helloSophie,"saystheboss."CanItalktoyourdad?""...[阅读全文]
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