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(2025-11-30 09:24:28)
伟大的魔术师【1】（笑话，译文）
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
TheGreatMagician
Agreatmagiciantravelstheworldpresentinghissuperbactofaballthatmovesonitsownathiscommand.Butinfact,thereisadwarfinside.
Alas,oneday,whileontourintheMiddleEast,thedwarfdies.
However,thatnight,themagicianhastopresenthisballact,whichrollsalone,infrontoftheSheikh【2】ofthecountry.Onthestreet,themagi...[阅读全文]
(2025-11-30 09:12:08)
仙客来花开延时视频14秒(5.2天）TimeLapseVideoofBloomofCyclamenPersicum(仙客来)in14Secondsfor5.2Days7:25am,11/10/2025-12:52pm,11/15/2025425picturesCamera:CanonXTiInterval:15minutesVideo:29.97frames/secondSoftware:LightRoomv5.6https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p5nNrCwcn4[阅读全文]
(2025-11-29 09:16:55)
在音乐厅里试演【1】（笑话，译文）译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过TheAuditionattheMusicHallThedirectorofalargemusichallinNewYorkislookingfornewshows.Itistheauditiondaywherehereceivesartistsofallgenres:acrobats,magicians,etc.Everyoneappearsonthestageandeveryoneperformstheirlittlenumber.Thechoiceisnoteasy,becausenotallofthemareexcellent,andthemusichallneedsextraordinaryartiststoattractthepublic.I...[阅读全文]
(2025-11-29 09:03:18)
一只北美扑翅鴷ANorthernFlicker（北扑翅鴷（pronouciation:liè,4thtone)，北美扑翅鴷，金翼啄木鸟）11/19/2025TakefrominsideCamera:NikonD300sLens:Sigma50-500mmat500mmResolution1024x768Changedtoresolution1024x1080byVideoDeluxe2026plusBriefintroductionfromGermini:NorthernFlicker:TheGround-ForagingWoodpeckerTheNorthernFlicker(Colaptesauratus)isamedium-sizedbirdbelongingtothewoodpeckerfamily(Picidae)...[阅读全文]
(2025-11-28 10:01:11)
求婚计划【1】（笑话，译文）
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
TheScheduledWedding
Itisanoldmanwhocomestothemarriageagencyandwasreceivedbytheheadoftheagency.
“Tellmealittlebitaboutyourselfandyourdesires,dearsir.”
“Thereyougo,madam.Itisverysimple,allinall.I’mold,ugly,andbroke.Ontheotherhand,Iwanttomarryayoung,beautiful,andrichwoman.SoIaskyou:Isitposs...[阅读全文]
(2025-11-28 09:50:08)
不成比例的投资，月亮的美颜 都是昨天晚上照的。 相机都是买的旧的，只有一个镜头（50-500mm）是22到23年前买的新的。不成比例的投资，照月亮。 照片都用CorelAfterShotPro3锐化过。 1.几百刀的旧相机：NikonP1000(4.3-539mm相当于35mm胶片的24-3000mm). 在等于2500mm焦段照的。原大小： 2.一百刀以下的旧相机：MinoltaMN67Z.4.2to281mm(35mmEquivalent:23.4to1568mm) 在1568mm照的，原大[阅读全文]
(2025-11-27 08:18:26)
恩将仇报【1】（笑话，译文）译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过TheUngratefulOneofmyfriendsconfidedtomethathehasjustreceivedalettersayingthathewillnotreceivehisVISAcreditcard,onthegroundsthathisincomewasnotsufficient.Unbelievably,heworksforVISA.恩将仇报我的一个朋友向我吐露，说他收到一封信，被告知拿不到一张VISA信用卡，说他挣钱垫底。真是天方夜谭，他在VISA信用卡公司工作。p.62.LESINGRATS.1000Blagues<...[阅读全文]
(2025-11-27 08:11:06)
一只金翼啄木鸟（视频）ANorthernFlicker（北扑翅鴷（pronouciation:liè,4thtone)，北美扑翅鴷，金翼啄木鸟）11/19/2025TakefrominsideCamera:NikonD300sLens:Sigma50-500mmat500mmResolution1024x768Changedtoresolution1024x1080byVideoDeluxe2026plusBriefintroductionfromGermini:NorthernFlicker:TheGround-ForagingWoodpeckerTheNorthernFlicker(Colaptesauratus)isamedium-sizedbirdbelongingtothewoodpeckerfamily(...[阅读全文]
(2025-11-26 08:20:50)
当你的名字出现【1】（笑话，译文）
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
YourNameonDisplay
Whenyournameiswrittenonalargeproperty,youareveryrich.
Whenyournameiswrittenonanofficedoor,onecansaythatyouareamongthesuccessfulpeople.
IfyournameiswrittenonyourownT-shirt,alas,itisbecauseyouarepoor.
当你的名字出现
当你的名字出现在一大片居民区里时，你是富得流油。
当你的名...[阅读全文]
(2025-11-26 08:14:40)
仙客来花开延时视频16秒(5.3天）TimeLapseVideoofBloomofCyclamenPersicum(仙客来)in16Secondsfor5.3Days8:03am,11/10/2025-1:57pm,11/15/2025508picturesCamera:Canon20dInterval:15minutesVideo:29.97frames/secondSoftware:LightRoomv5.6https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2ySqEvrDhU[阅读全文]
