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(2025-08-29 10:18:51)
艾哈迈德成了德国人【1】（笑话，译文)译自德语byme，英语由Geminiproofread过AchmedBecomesaGermanAchmed【2】isenrolledinschoolandistheonlyTurkishstudentinhisclass.Hefeelsit'simpossibleforhisteachertocallhimbyhisname,butsheinsistsoncallinghim"Achim【3】.""Wedosobecauseyouwanttobeoneofus,"shesays.Achmedagrees.Whenhegetshome,AchmedtellshismotherthatheisnowaGermanandiscalledAchim.H...[阅读全文]
(2025-08-28 09:36:16)
谁拥有最复杂的语言【1】（笑话，译文）译自德文byme，英文由geminiproofread过WhohasthemostcomplicatedlanguageAFrenchman,anEnglishman,andaGermanarearguingaboutwhohasthemostcomplicatedlanguage.TheFrenchman:"MyGod,it'sobviouslyusFrench.Wewrite'Monsieur'【2】andwesay'Musjö'."TheEnglishman:"Well,weBritslayclaimtothetitle.Wewrite'Elevator'andwesay'Lift...[阅读全文]
(2025-08-27 10:53:45)
无止境地飞行【1】（笑话，译文）译自德文byme,英文由Geminiproofread过FlyForeverTwomenaresittinginanairplane.Anhourlater,thecaptainsays:"Oneturbine【2】isbroken,butdon'tworry,we'lldefinitelylandsafelywiththethreeotherturbines.Theflighttimewillbeextendedtosevenhours."Aftersometimelater,thecaptainspeaksagain:"Nowanotherturbinehasfailed,don'tworry,buttheflightwillnowtaketenhou...[阅读全文]
(2025-08-26 09:41:25)
理解错了的急救呼叫【1】（笑话，译文）译自德文byme,英文由Geminiproofread过TheMisunderstoodEmergencyCallTwohuntersareintheforest.Suddenly,oneofthemfallsdown.Theotherimmediatelymakesanemergencycall:"Ibelievemyfriendisdead.WhatshouldIdo?"Theparamedicsays:"Calmdown,please!First,makesurethathe'sreallydead."There'samomentofsilence.Then,aloudgunshotisheard.Thehuntersays:"O...[阅读全文]
(2025-08-25 08:13:05)
白驹客栈的谜语【1】（笑话，译文）译自德文byme，英文由geminiproofread过TheRiddleoftheWhitePony[1]AmanisvacationingattheWhitePonyInn[2]onLakeWolfgang[2].Theweatherisunfortunatelymostlybad.Onthedayofhisdeparture,itisraining.Thedoormansaystotheman:"Becausetheweatherwassobad,Ihavealittleriddleforyouasafarewell."Themananswersdryly:"Yes,gladly."Thedoormansays:"WhoamI?Notmybrother...[阅读全文]
(2025-08-24 09:09:28)
因为价格的缘故【1】(笑话，译文）译自德文byme，英语由Geminiproofread过。ForcostreasonsMe:Therearethreeelephantsinacircus:Bubu,Bibi,andKlaus.Onemustbesoldbecauseit'stooexpensive.Whichone?You:Bubu?Me:No.You:Bibi?Me:No.You:ThenKlaus?Me:Correct.Andwhy?You:Idon'tknow.Me:Becauseofthecost【2】.因为价格的缘故我：马戏团里有三头大象：布布，碧碧和克劳斯。一头象必须被卖掉，它太贵了。卖哪头好些？你:布布...[阅读全文]
(2025-08-23 07:52:50)
盲人和儿子【1】(笑话，译文）译自德文byme,英文由Geminiproofread过。TheBlindManandHisSon【1】Jesuswalksthroughthedesertandcomesacrossanoldblindman.Jesus:“Whatareyoudoingaloneinthedesert,oldman?”Man:“I’mtryingtofindmyson,sir.”Jesus:“Whatdoeshelooklike?”Man:“Hehasnailsthroughhishandsandfeet.”Jesus:“Father【2】!”Man:“Pinocchio【2】...[阅读全文]
(2025-08-22 08:53:14)
水管工和简单的解决方法[1]（笑话，译文）译自德文byme,英文由Geminiproofread过ThePlumberandtheSimpleSolutionAplumbergoestoseeadoctorbecausehehasbackpain.Thedoctorgiveshimpillsandsays,"Ifitdoesn'tgetbetter,pleasecomebackintwodays."Aweeklater,thepainisstillthere.OnSunday,awaterpipebreaksatthedoctor'shome,andheimmediatelycallsforemergencyservice.Theplumberwiththebackpainarrives.Heopens...[阅读全文]
(2025-08-21 09:59:20)
通向真理的桥梁【1】（笑话，译文）译自德文byme,英文由Geminiproofread过：TheBridgetoTruth[1】AmanwalksalongabeachoftheNorthSea[2]andfindsanoldbottle.Whenheiscleaningit,thegenie[3]suddenlyappears.Gratefulforthemanwhofreedhim,thegeniegrantsthemanawish.TheMan:"IbadlywanttogotoAmerica,butIdarenottotakeanairplaneandtakingashipmakesmeseasick,sopleasebuildabridgetoAmericaforme."Genie:"Sorry,...[阅读全文]
(2025-08-20 07:42:20)
男人与企鹅【1】（笑话，译文）译自德文byme,英文由Geminiproofread过。TheManandthePenguinsTwopoliceofficersaredrivingonahighwayandspotaconspicuouscar.Theystopthecarandbegintocheckit.Inthebackseataretwopenguins.Thedriverisadmonishedandaskedtotakethepenguinsbacktothezoo.Thenextday,thepoliceofficersaredrivingandfindtheverysamecar,withtwopenguinsinthebackseatagain.Theystopthecarimmediately.Beforethepolic...[阅读全文]
