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(2025-12-02 08:46:39)
庄园主的狩猎【1】（笑话，译文）译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过TheLordoftheManorwhoHuntedInhiscastle,aslightlyeccentricoldCountshowsoffamagnificentlion'sheadtoadistinguishedvisitor."Didyoukillitwithasingleshot?"thevisitorasks."Yes,rightintheheart.""Andthatwasn'ttoodifficult?""Tokillthelion,no.Buttogetitoutofthezoo,thatwasawholeotherkettleoffish...&quo...[阅读全文]
(2025-12-02 08:11:31)
菊花花期延时视频25秒（=9.1天）TimeLapseVideoofBloomofMum(菊花)in25Secondsfor9.1Days7:49am,11/10/2025-9:48am,11/19/2025776picturesCamera:PentaxK110dInterval:15minutesIntervolmeter:JintuVideo:29.97frames/secondSoftware:LightRoomv5.6https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTEKNNKj6rs菊花心花怒放延时视频16秒（=28.3天）：https://blog.wenxuecity.com/myblog/40376/202511/18140.html?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v...[阅读全文]
(2025-12-01 09:10:41)
带有传奇色彩的瑞士【1】（笑话，译文）译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过LegendarySwitzerlandAFrenchmanisonabusinesstripinSwitzerland,acountryreputedfortheslownessofitsspeech.Heisverybusyand,unfortunately,hehasasmallproblemwithoneofhisshoes.Heentersashoemaker'sshopinLausanne【2】andspeaksatfullspeed.“Hello.Thisisformyrightshoe.Youneedtoputalittlegluebackontheheel.IaminagreathurrybecauseI...[阅读全文]
(2025-12-01 08:39:40)
视频锐化比较，用VideoDeluxe2026plus软件VideoSharpenedbyVideoDeluxe2026plus:aNorthernFlicker（北扑翅鴷（pronouciation:liè,4thtone)，北美扑翅鴷，金翼啄木鸟）左边的视频是原视频。右边的是用VideoDeluxe2026plus软件锐化。11/19/2025TakefrominsideCamera:NikonD300sLens:Sigma50-500mmat500mmResolution1024x768Changedtoresolution1024x1080byVideoDeluxe2026plushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf-uOeephg4[阅读全文]
(2025-11-30 09:24:28)
伟大的魔术师【1】（笑话，译文）
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
TheGreatMagician
Agreatmagiciantravelstheworldpresentinghissuperbactofaballthatmovesonitsownathiscommand.Butinfact,thereisadwarfinside.
Alas,oneday,whileontourintheMiddleEast,thedwarfdies.
However,thatnight,themagicianhastopresenthisballact,whichrollsalone,infrontoftheSheikh【2】ofthecountry.Onthestreet,themagi...[阅读全文]
(2025-11-30 09:12:08)
仙客来花开延时视频14秒(5.2天）TimeLapseVideoofBloomofCyclamenPersicum(仙客来)in14Secondsfor5.2Days7:25am,11/10/2025-12:52pm,11/15/2025425picturesCamera:CanonXTiInterval:15minutesVideo:29.97frames/secondSoftware:LightRoomv5.6https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p5nNrCwcn4[阅读全文]
(2025-11-29 09:16:55)
在音乐厅里试演【1】（笑话，译文）译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过TheAuditionattheMusicHallThedirectorofalargemusichallinNewYorkislookingfornewshows.Itistheauditiondaywherehereceivesartistsofallgenres:acrobats,magicians,etc.Everyoneappearsonthestageandeveryoneperformstheirlittlenumber.Thechoiceisnoteasy,becausenotallofthemareexcellent,andthemusichallneedsextraordinaryartiststoattractthepublic.I...[阅读全文]
(2025-11-29 09:03:18)
一只北美扑翅鴷ANorthernFlicker（北扑翅鴷（pronouciation:liè,4thtone)，北美扑翅鴷，金翼啄木鸟）11/19/2025TakefrominsideCamera:NikonD300sLens:Sigma50-500mmat500mmResolution1024x768Changedtoresolution1024x1080byVideoDeluxe2026plusBriefintroductionfromGermini:NorthernFlicker:TheGround-ForagingWoodpeckerTheNorthernFlicker(Colaptesauratus)isamedium-sizedbirdbelongingtothewoodpeckerfamily(Picidae)...[阅读全文]
(2025-11-28 10:01:11)
求婚计划【1】（笑话，译文）
译自法语byme,英语由Geminiproofread过
TheScheduledWedding
Itisanoldmanwhocomestothemarriageagencyandwasreceivedbytheheadoftheagency.
“Tellmealittlebitaboutyourselfandyourdesires,dearsir.”
“Thereyougo,madam.Itisverysimple,allinall.I’mold,ugly,andbroke.Ontheotherhand,Iwanttomarryayoung,beautiful,andrichwoman.SoIaskyou:Isitposs...[阅读全文]
(2025-11-28 09:50:08)
不成比例的投资，月亮的美颜 都是昨天晚上照的。 相机都是买的旧的，只有一个镜头（50-500mm）是22到23年前买的新的。不成比例的投资，照月亮。 照片都用CorelAfterShotPro3锐化过。 1.几百刀的旧相机：NikonP1000(4.3-539mm相当于35mm胶片的24-3000mm). 在等于2500mm焦段照的。原大小： 2.一百刀以下的旧相机：MinoltaMN67Z.4.2to281mm(35mmEquivalent:23.4to1568mm) 在1568mm照的，原大[阅读全文]
