Whatdoyougetifyoucrossadogandacheetah?
A:Adogthatchasescars-andcatchesthem!
Whathappenswhenitrainscatsanddogs?
Youcanstepinapoodle!
Whatsortofclothesdoesapetdogwear?
Apetticoat!
Whatdoyougetifyoucrossadogandalion?
Aterrifiedpostman!
Whathappenedtothedogthatatenothingbutgarlic?
Hisbarkwasmuchworsethanit'sbite!
Whatisadogsfavoriteflower?
Anythinginyourgard...[阅读全文]
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Twoguysaretalkingabouttheirboss'supcomingwedding.
Onesays,"It'sridiculous,he'srich,buthe's93yearsold,andshe'sjust26!Whatkindofaweddingisthat?"
Theothersays,"Well,wehaveanameforitinmyfamily."
"Whatdoyoucallit?"
"Wecallitafootballwedding."
Thefirstasks,"What'safootballwedding?"
Theothersays,"She'swaitingforhimtokickoff!"[阅读全文]
Onesays,"It'sridiculous,he'srich,buthe's93yearsold,andshe'sjust26!Whatkindofaweddingisthat?"
Theothersays,"Well,wehaveanameforitinmyfamily."
"Whatdoyoucallit?"
"Wecallitafootballwedding."
Thefirstasks,"What'safootballwedding?"
Theothersays,"She'swaitingforhimtokickoff!"[阅读全文]
(2006-11-04 05:23:15)
Severalscientistswereallposedthefollowingquestion:"Whatis2*2?"
Theengineerwhipsouthissliderule(soit'sold)andshufflesitbackandforth,andfinallyannounces"3.99".
Thephysicistconsultshistechnicalreferences,setsuptheproblemonhiscomputer,andannounces"itliesbetween3.98and4.02".
Themathematiciancogitatesforawhile,thenannounces:"Idon'tknowwhattheansweris,butIcantellyou,ananswerexists!".
Phil...[阅读全文]
Theengineerwhipsouthissliderule(soit'sold)andshufflesitbackandforth,andfinallyannounces"3.99".
Thephysicistconsultshistechnicalreferences,setsuptheproblemonhiscomputer,andannounces"itliesbetween3.98and4.02".
Themathematiciancogitatesforawhile,thenannounces:"Idon'tknowwhattheansweris,butIcantellyou,ananswerexists!".
Phil...[阅读全文]
(2006-11-04 05:21:55)
Ataxpayerreceivedastronglyworded"secondnotice"thathistaxeswereoverdue.Hasteningtothecollector'soffice,hepaidhisbill,sayingapologeticallythathehadoverlookedthefirstnotice.
"Oh,"confidedthecollectorwithasmile,"wedon'tsendoutfirstnotices.Wehavefoundthatthesecondnoticesaremoreeffective."[阅读全文]
"Oh,"confidedthecollectorwithasmile,"wedon'tsendoutfirstnotices.Wehavefoundthatthesecondnoticesaremoreeffective."[阅读全文]
(2006-11-04 05:21:22)
Howdoyousaveadrowningmouse?
Usemousetomouseresuscitation!
Wheredohamsterscomefrom?
Hamsterdam!
What'samouse'sleastfavoriterecord?
What'supPussycat!
Whydomiceneedoiling?
Becausetheysqueak!
Whatdorodentssaywhentheyplaybingo?
'Eyesdownforafullmouse'!
Whatdoesatwelve-poundmousesaytoacat?
'HereKitty,kitty,kitty'!
Whatkindofmusicalinstrumentdomiceplay?
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Usemousetomouseresuscitation!
Wheredohamsterscomefrom?
Hamsterdam!
What'samouse'sleastfavoriterecord?
What'supPussycat!
Whydomiceneedoiling?
Becausetheysqueak!
Whatdorodentssaywhentheyplaybingo?
'Eyesdownforafullmouse'!
Whatdoesatwelve-poundmousesaytoacat?
'HereKitty,kitty,kitty'!
Whatkindofmusicalinstrumentdomiceplay?
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AbigTexaniswalkingdownthemainstreetofBallinclashettandencountersLiamstandingonthepavementbesideabigstronghorse.
ThispromptstheTexantoattempttorealisealifelongdreamandhesaystoLiam,"SayBoy,that'safine-lookinhorseyougotthere,andI'dliketotourthisbeautifulcountryonhorsebackso'sIcanseethesightsandhearthesoundsofthecountrysideliketheydidintheolddays.I'llbuythathorseoffofya,howmuchyawant."
Liamsay...[阅读全文]
ThispromptstheTexantoattempttorealisealifelongdreamandhesaystoLiam,"SayBoy,that'safine-lookinhorseyougotthere,andI'dliketotourthisbeautifulcountryonhorsebackso'sIcanseethesightsandhearthesoundsofthecountrysideliketheydidintheolddays.I'llbuythathorseoffofya,howmuchyawant."
Liamsay...[阅读全文]
(2006-11-04 05:20:20)
Idonotthink--thereforeIamnot.
Hereistheillustrationofthisprinciple:
OneeveningReneDescarteswenttorelaxatalocaltavern.Thetenderapproachedandsaid,"Ah,goodeveningMonsieurDescartes!ShallIserveyoutheusualdrink?".
Descartesreplied,"Ithinknot.",andpromptlyvanished.[阅读全文]
Hereistheillustrationofthisprinciple:
OneeveningReneDescarteswenttorelaxatalocaltavern.Thetenderapproachedandsaid,"Ah,goodeveningMonsieurDescartes!ShallIserveyoutheusualdrink?".
Descartesreplied,"Ithinknot.",andpromptlyvanished.[阅读全文]
(2006-11-04 05:19:51)
Asalesmanforamobilehomedealershiphadacustomercallhimaboutthisproblem:
Thecustomercalledandsaidshewashavingproblemswithherairconditioner.
Shesaid,"Mr.X,weareabouttofreezetodeath!Ikeepturningitdownbutitwon'tgooff!"[阅读全文]
Thecustomercalledandsaidshewashavingproblemswithherairconditioner.
Shesaid,"Mr.X,weareabouttofreezetodeath!Ikeepturningitdownbutitwon'tgooff!"[阅读全文]
(2006-11-04 05:18:31)
Whatdoyougetifyoucrossatigerwithasheep?
Astripeysweater!
Howdoyouknowifyourcathaseatenaduckling?
She'sgotthatdowninthemouthlook!
Whatdoyougetifyoucrossacatwithacanary?
Apeepingtom!
Whyisthedesertlioneveryone'sfavoriteatChristmas?
Becausehehassandyclaws!
Howdoesaliongreettheotheranimalsinthefield?
'Pleasedtoeatyou.'!
Whatdoyougetifyoucrossatigerwithasnowman?<...[阅读全文]
Astripeysweater!
Howdoyouknowifyourcathaseatenaduckling?
She'sgotthatdowninthemouthlook!
Whatdoyougetifyoucrossacatwithacanary?
Apeepingtom!
Whyisthedesertlioneveryone'sfavoriteatChristmas?
Becausehehassandyclaws!
Howdoesaliongreettheotheranimalsinthefield?
'Pleasedtoeatyou.'!
Whatdoyougetifyoucrossatigerwithasnowman?<...[阅读全文]
(2006-11-04 05:18:01)
Awomanandheryoungdaughterwerevisitingthegraveofthelittlegirl'sgrandmotheroneSunday.Astheypassedthroughthecemeteryonthewaybacktotheircar,thelittlegirlsaid,"Mommy?Dotheyeverburyinthesamegrave?"
"Ohno,ofcoursenot,dear!"themotherreplied."Whyonearthwouldyouthinkthat?"
"Well,thatonebacktheresaid'Hereliesalawyerandanhonestman.'"[阅读全文]
"Ohno,ofcoursenot,dear!"themotherreplied."Whyonearthwouldyouthinkthat?"
"Well,thatonebacktheresaid'Hereliesalawyerandanhonestman.'"[阅读全文]
