新兵任何时候点名都要大声喊“到”……
有次班长点名,答到,班长说声音太小。罚对着围墙大喊100遍。
“到,到,到...”,还没50遍呢,围墙突然倒了!
吓尿了不说,还进来一个货车屁股,
紧接着,就听到围墙外一个声音在怒吼:
“谁TMD瞎指挥!”
记者:大爷,您都九十多岁了,还叫老伴儿“亲爱的”,请问您是怎么做到的?
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HEMUSTPAY!
Husbandandwifehadatiff.
Wifecalleduphermomandsaid,
"Hefoughtwithmeagain,Iamcomingtolivewithyou."
Momsaid,"Nodarling,hemustpayforhismistake.Iamcomingtolivewithyou."
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CatDeclawingisnotadvised,Itdoesnogoodfortheanimal[
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