博文
(2008-05-10 17:36:59)
JobTitle:Mother,Mom,Mommy
Requirements:7x24,overtimewithnopay,kind,patience,patience,patience,andagoodlistener.
NecessarySkills:IronChefcookingskills,uptodateoncurrentnews,driveslikeDaleEarnhardtandsuper-humanabilitytomultitask.
Vacation:none
Salary:none,nopromotion,noraiseandnobonus.Maybeacard,onceawhile.
Benefits:5hoursofsleep,onaverage,exceptwhenI’msick.Casualors...[阅读全文]
(2008-05-10 13:06:19)
今天中午去打了网球,连赢3局(sets)也一身大汗.全身舒畅的慢慢开车回家.在路上突然想起应该要去买酒和加油.好的,没问题!
从商店出来,$38.99,便宜!满心欢喜的因为待会儿洗完澡可以轻轻松松的看棒球喝酒咯!马不停蹄的继续往下一站,加汽油.
从汽油站出来,$45.30,在回家的路上我突然很沮丧…这是什么世界呀,我的车竟然喝的都比我好!
@#$%&%[阅读全文]
(2008-05-06 11:16:19)
看到有人贴这...
So,loveisadecentword.
Itcarriesallyourpains
andsorrowsaway.
Andloveispatient.
Loveisgiving.
Loveisforgiveness.
Andoneday,whenyoufindlove,
yourdreamisjustbecometrue.
——《HOLYBIBLE》（圣经）
对我来说却是...
So,loveisadecentword.
Itbringsallyourpains
andsorrowsplusmore.
Andloveisgovernmenttax.
Loveistaking.
Loveisinsa...[阅读全文]
So,loveisadecentword.
Itcarriesallyourpains
andsorrowsaway.
Andloveispatient.
Loveisgiving.
Loveisforgiveness.
Andoneday,whenyoufindlove,
yourdreamisjustbecometrue.
——《HOLYBIBLE》（圣经）
对我来说却是...
So,loveisadecentword.
Itbringsallyourpains
andsorrowsplusmore.
Andloveisgovernmenttax.
Loveistaking.
Loveisinsa...[阅读全文]
(2008-05-01 10:45:53)
(朋友email的,不知道源出於哪)
十大最失败的骂人话----
骂人也要注意分寸，哈哈，太狠了也容易闹笑话！千万别跟他们学.
1.一个人骂另外一个人："我真想狠狠地往你脸上吐一泡狗屎！"
2.想起当年俺们宿舍一哥们抢别人的包子吃，边吃边说：就这玩意儿，只配塞屁股
3.想起小时候，小学老师骂一个学生："我一巴掌就把你踢出去了!"我们想笑不敢笑.
4.俺们几个[阅读全文]
十大最失败的骂人话----
骂人也要注意分寸，哈哈，太狠了也容易闹笑话！千万别跟他们学.
1.一个人骂另外一个人："我真想狠狠地往你脸上吐一泡狗屎！"
2.想起当年俺们宿舍一哥们抢别人的包子吃，边吃边说：就这玩意儿，只配塞屁股
3.想起小时候，小学老师骂一个学生："我一巴掌就把你踢出去了!"我们想笑不敢笑.
4.俺们几个[阅读全文]
(2008-04-29 12:48:16)
转载-
http://lengxiaohua.net/2008/04/21/diary-of-laibao/
http://c1re.blogspot.com/2007/06/blog-post_08.html
賴寶日記
——1月19日
有些人的爱情是A片，有些是三级片，有些是喜剧片，有些是文艺片；
我最惨，我的爱情过程是文艺片、喜剧片、三级片、A片、悬疑片、动作片，最后是KB片，更可气的是，还他妈插播广告……
——2月6日
马善被人骑，人善也被骑。
[阅读全文]
http://lengxiaohua.net/2008/04/21/diary-of-laibao/
http://c1re.blogspot.com/2007/06/blog-post_08.html
賴寶日記
——1月19日
有些人的爱情是A片，有些是三级片，有些是喜剧片，有些是文艺片；
我最惨，我的爱情过程是文艺片、喜剧片、三级片、A片、悬疑片、动作片，最后是KB片，更可气的是，还他妈插播广告……
——2月6日
马善被人骑，人善也被骑。
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(2008-04-28 18:19:04)
"Round&Round"
Ijustcan'thelpthinking
Whatyou'vedonetome
Youbuiltawallofloveandtoreitrightdown
Infrontofme
Andyouthinkyouknowwhat'sgoingon
YoukeeptellingmethatIamwrong
Idon'tcareaboutwhatyoudo
'CauseifyoumesswithmeI'llgetridofyou
Thepictureyouseeisnoportraitofme
It'stoorealtobeshowntosomeoneIdon'tknow
Andit'sdrivingmewild
Itmakesmeactlikeachild阅读全文]
Ijustcan'thelpthinking
Whatyou'vedonetome
Youbuiltawallofloveandtoreitrightdown
Infrontofme
Andyouthinkyouknowwhat'sgoingon
YoukeeptellingmethatIamwrong
Idon'tcareaboutwhatyoudo
'CauseifyoumesswithmeI'llgetridofyou
Thepictureyouseeisnoportraitofme
It'stoorealtobeshowntosomeoneIdon'tknow
Andit'sdrivingmewild
Itmakesmeactlikeachild
(2008-04-28 18:00:28)
Onlyyou
Lookingfromawindowaboveit'slikeastoryoflove
Canyouhearme
CamebackonlyyesterdayI'mmovingfurtheraway
Wantyounearme
Chorus
AllIneededwastheloveyougave
AllIneededforanotherday
AndallIeverknew
Onlyyou
SometimeswhenIthinkofhernamewhenit'sonlyagame
AndIneedyou
Listentothewordsthatyousayit'sgettinghardertostay
WhenIseeyou
Chorus
Thisisg...[阅读全文]
Lookingfromawindowaboveit'slikeastoryoflove
Canyouhearme
CamebackonlyyesterdayI'mmovingfurtheraway
Wantyounearme
Chorus
AllIneededwastheloveyougave
AllIneededforanotherday
AndallIeverknew
Onlyyou
SometimeswhenIthinkofhernamewhenit'sonlyagame
AndIneedyou
Listentothewordsthatyousayit'sgettinghardertostay
WhenIseeyou
Chorus
Thisisg...[阅读全文]
(2008-04-26 08:14:19)
