Acoupleintheirseventieswenttoasextherapist\'sofficeinMelbourne..
Thedoctorasked,\'WhatcanIdoforyou?\'Theoldmansaid,Willyou
watchushavesex?\'Thedoctorlookedpuzzled,butagreed.
Whenthecouplehadfinished,thedoctorsaid,\'There\'snothingwrong
withthewayyouhavesex,\'andchargedthem$50.
Thishappenedseveralweeksinarow.Thecouplewouldmakeanappointment,havesexwithnoproblems,paythedoctor,andt...[阅读全文]
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(2008-11-17 16:35:12)
(2008-11-16 22:07:07)
Symantecwilllayoffanundeterminednumberofworkersbeforetheendoftheyearaspartofacost-cuttingmoveintheeconomicdownturn,acompanyspokespersonsaidonThursday.
Thecompany,whichgaveguidanceonWednesdaythatwasshortofanalystexpectations,plansa4.5percentcostsavinginitsworkforcebudgetandwillreducetheheadcountenoughtoaccomplishthat,saidacompanyspokesman.
Thespokepersonsaidtheydidnotknowhowmanyemployeeswou...[阅读全文]
Thecompany,whichgaveguidanceonWednesdaythatwasshortofanalystexpectations,plansa4.5percentcostsavinginitsworkforcebudgetandwillreducetheheadcountenoughtoaccomplishthat,saidacompanyspokesman.
Thespokepersonsaidtheydidnotknowhowmanyemployeeswou...[阅读全文]
(2008-11-12 19:43:26)
PrinceAlbertpiercing[阅读全文]
(2008-11-11 22:13:36)
虽然陈水扁一直强调自己是清白的，但台北地方法院合议庭在周三早晨仍裁定将他羁押禁见。
羁押禁见
在合议庭审理后，台北地方法院认为陈水扁所犯最轻本刑为有期徒刑5年以上重罪，同时有串证之虞，因而在周三上午7时过后裁定陈水扁羁押禁见。
陈水扁在上午8时10分左右坐囚车离开台北地方法院，被移送至台北看守所关押，从而成为台湾司法史上第一位遭到收押[阅读全文]
羁押禁见
在合议庭审理后，台北地方法院认为陈水扁所犯最轻本刑为有期徒刑5年以上重罪，同时有串证之虞，因而在周三上午7时过后裁定陈水扁羁押禁见。
陈水扁在上午8时10分左右坐囚车离开台北地方法院，被移送至台北看守所关押，从而成为台湾司法史上第一位遭到收押[阅读全文]
(2008-11-03 18:37:48)
HOUSEpriceshavesufferedtheirbiggestquarterlyfallsince1978whilenewspaperjobadshaveslumpedbyarecession-like35percentovertheyear.
Butreliefisonitswaytodayformortgage-holders,withtheReserveBankexpectedtocutofficialinterestratesat2.30pm,mostlikelybyhalfapercentagepoint.
Thiswouldmeanasavingof$133amonthonrepaymentsfora$400,000homeloanand,ifpassedoninfull,bringtheaveragestandardvariablemortgagera...[阅读全文]
Butreliefisonitswaytodayformortgage-holders,withtheReserveBankexpectedtocutofficialinterestratesat2.30pm,mostlikelybyhalfapercentagepoint.
Thiswouldmeanasavingof$133amonthonrepaymentsfora$400,000homeloanand,ifpassedoninfull,bringtheaveragestandardvariablemortgagera...[阅读全文]
(2008-11-03 17:57:23)
Thefamilyhassetupabankaccountwheremembersofthepubliccanmakedonations.
Somemoneyraisedwillgotowardsthecostofthevictim\'sfuneral.TherestwillbeusedtohelpestablishaninformationserviceforinternationalstudentsnewtoSydney,thefamilysaid.
Accountname:LipingWu
Accountnumber:(BSB)082-024829146706[阅读全文]
Somemoneyraisedwillgotowardsthecostofthevictim\'sfuneral.TherestwillbeusedtohelpestablishaninformationserviceforinternationalstudentsnewtoSydney,thefamilysaid.
Accountname:LipingWu
Accountnumber:(BSB)082-024829146706[阅读全文]
(2008-11-02 19:57:12)
1.论坛楼主：我和女的照片，各位轻砸～
论坛回复：植物的性器官插在长角偶蹄类动物的排泄物上……
2.论坛楼主：我新买了一处庄园，有多大说出来吓死你——我开车绕一圈足足用了两个半小时！！！
论坛沙发：嗯，以前我也有这么一辆破车～
3.论坛楼主：你们女人大夏天的戴胸罩不热吗？
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论坛回复：植物的性器官插在长角偶蹄类动物的排泄物上……
2.论坛楼主：我新买了一处庄园，有多大说出来吓死你——我开车绕一圈足足用了两个半小时！！！
论坛沙发：嗯，以前我也有这么一辆破车～
3.论坛楼主：你们女人大夏天的戴胸罩不热吗？
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(2008-11-02 18:18:36)
Housepricesfellby1.8%(mkt-0.5%)onaverageacrossthenation(Q3)
jobadvsdown5.9%[阅读全文]
jobadvsdown5.9%[阅读全文]
(2008-10-27 17:38:01)
换登机牌的时候，服务的是一个老大娘。跟旁边的另一个服务人员吵架。半天没理我们。好不容易停火了。余怒未消，跟我说“你过来，帮我把行李拿到后面去”。我考！！！后面还有很多故事，回头说[阅读全文]
(2008-10-15 15:23:48)
YoungCodemanmovedtoTexasandboughtaDonkeyfromafarmerfor$100.
ThefarmeragreedtodelivertheDonkeythenextday.
Thenextdayhedroveupandsaid,
\'Sorryson,butIhavesomebadnews,thedonkeydied.\'
Codemanreplied,
\'Well,thenjustgivememymoneyback.\'
Thefarmersaid,
\'Can\'tdothat.Iwentandspentitalready.\'
Codemansaid,
\'Ok,then,justbringmethedeaddonkey.\'
Thefarmerasked,
...[阅读全文]
ThefarmeragreedtodelivertheDonkeythenextday.
Thenextdayhedroveupandsaid,
\'Sorryson,butIhavesomebadnews,thedonkeydied.\'
Codemanreplied,
\'Well,thenjustgivememymoneyback.\'
Thefarmersaid,
\'Can\'tdothat.Iwentandspentitalready.\'
Codemansaid,
\'Ok,then,justbringmethedeaddonkey.\'
Thefarmerasked,
...[阅读全文]
