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绝对不能错过的爆笑情书给我梦中的干豆角阿玉： 阿玉，见到你的第一眼我就稀罕上了你，真的！我可以发誓，骗你我生小孩没肚脐眼，出门就被车撞死，不过我估计你也不忍心，我死了你可咋办！今天我终于鼓足勇气给你写了这封信，希望你能明白我的心。下面是我特意为你作的一首诗，写的很一般，只是有点通俗现代主义的气息，也是那天肚子不好蹲马桶上想出来的[阅读全文]
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Dirtymenu
AwaitresswalksuptothetableofthreeJapanesemenataNewYorkCityrestaurant.Whenshegetstothetable,thewaitressnoticesthatthe3menarefuriouslymasturbating!
Sheasks,"Whatthehellareyoupervertsdoing?",towhichoneofthemenreplied,"Weallberryhungry"!
Sheresponds,"Butwhyareyouwhackingoff?"Oneofthethreesays,"Becausemenusay`firstcome,firstserved!"[阅读全文]
AwaitresswalksuptothetableofthreeJapanesemenataNewYorkCityrestaurant.Whenshegetstothetable,thewaitressnoticesthatthe3menarefuriouslymasturbating!
Sheasks,"Whatthehellareyoupervertsdoing?",towhichoneofthemenreplied,"Weallberryhungry"!
Sheresponds,"Butwhyareyouwhackingoff?"Oneofthethreesays,"Becausemenusay`firstcome,firstserved!"[阅读全文]
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一老干部和一妓女吹牛说，我是老干部。
猜猜后者是怎么回答的。[阅读全文]
猜猜后者是怎么回答的。[阅读全文]
