Twoparentstaketheirsononavacationandgotoanudebeach.Thefathergoesforawalkonthebeachandthesongoesandplaysinthewater.ThesoncomesrunninguptohismomandsaysMommy,Isawladieswithboobiesalotbiggerthanyours!
Themomsays,Thebiggertheyare,thedumbertheyare.
Sohegoesbacktoplay.Minuteslaterherunsbackandsays,Mommy,IsawmenwithdingersalotbiggerthanDaddy\'s!
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Ayoungcouplegotmarried.Ontheirhoneymoon,theywereveryanxiousabouthavingsexbecausetheywerebothvirgins.Becauseoftheirsexualinexperience,theywereabituncomfortablediscussingthesubjectsotheycameupwiththetermdoingthelaundrytouseinplaceofhavingsex.
Thismadethembothmorecomfortablewiththewholeconcept.Well,thefirstnightoftheirhoneymoonwaswonderful.Theydidthelaundry5timesthatfirstnight.Inthemiddleofthenig...[
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TheFDAhasbeenlookingforagenericnameforViagra.Aftercarefulconsiderationbyateamofgovernmentexperts,itrecentlyannouncedthatithassettledonthegenericnameofMycoxafloppin.AlsoconsideredwereMycoxafailin,Mydixadrupin,Mydixarizin,Dixafix,andofcourse,Ibepokin.[
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一天,一男士对一女同事说:大毕(bi),借你的笔(bi)使使。[
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