某一天,
儿:"妈妈,我不可以MARRYYOU."
妈:"为啥?"
儿:"因为你老了."
妈:"啊,就因为我老了你就不能MARRY我了?你也要娶个年轻的?"
儿:"是啊,我没办法.因为我听说老了就要DIE了."
妈:"那你要MARRY谁?"
儿:"我只有MARRYXXX了."(注:XXX是他姐)
妈:"其实你不可以MARRY妈妈,也不能MARRYXXX,因为我们是一家人,你得MARRY别人."
儿:"哦......好吧."(注:听起来很不情愿)
第二天,
儿:[
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