AFrenchteacherwasexplainingtoherclassthatinFrench,unlike
English,nounsaredesignatedaseithermasculineorfeminine."House"is
feminine"lamaison.""Pencil"ismasculine--"lecrayon."
Astudentasked,"Whatgenderis'computer'?"
Insteadofgivingtheanswer,theteachersplittheclassintotwo
groups,maleandfemaleandaskedthemtodecideforthemselv...[阅读全文]
人生之舞台
人生譬如朝露,去日苦短，让经历过后，留下一丝还能找寻的痕迹吧。
博文
(2007-02-22 12:34:36)
(2007-02-22 12:13:14)
READINGHABITS
1.TheWallStreetJournalisreadbythepeoplewhorunthecountry.
2.TheWashingtonPostisreadbypeoplewhothinktheyrunthecountry.
3.TheNewYorkTimesisreadbypeoplewhothinktheyshouldrunthe
countryandwhoareverygoodatcrosswordpuzzles.
4.USATodayisreadbypeoplewhothinktheyoughttorunthecountrybut
don'treallyunderstandTheNewYorkTimes.Theydo,however,liketheir
statisticsshowninpi...[阅读全文]
1.TheWallStreetJournalisreadbythepeoplewhorunthecountry.
2.TheWashingtonPostisreadbypeoplewhothinktheyrunthecountry.
3.TheNewYorkTimesisreadbypeoplewhothinktheyshouldrunthe
countryandwhoareverygoodatcrosswordpuzzles.
4.USATodayisreadbypeoplewhothinktheyoughttorunthecountrybut
don'treallyunderstandTheNewYorkTimes.Theydo,however,liketheir
statisticsshowninpi...[阅读全文]
(2007-02-22 12:08:51)
Itreadsyourmind!Howcoulditbe?Canyoufigurethisout?[阅读全文]
(2007-02-22 11:49:02)
世界末日到了吗？(clickonit)[阅读全文]
(2006-12-16 16:04:36)
Eleganceisinnate.Ithasnothingtodowithbeingwelldressed.Eleganceisrefusal.Afashionismerelyaformofuglinesssounbearablethatwearecompelledtoalteriteverysixmonths.
Fashions,afterall,areonlyinducedepidemics.[阅读全文]
Fashions,afterall,areonlyinducedepidemics.[阅读全文]
(2006-12-16 15:51:27)
ROMANCEMATHEMATICS
Smartman+smartwoman=romance
Smartman+dumbwoman=affair
Dumbman+smartwoman=marriage
Dumbman+dumbwoman=pregnancyOFFICEARITHMETIC
Smartboss+smartemployee=profit
Smartboss+dumbemployee=production
Dumbboss+smartemployee=promotion
Dumbboss+dumbemployee=overtimeSHOPPINGMATHS
Amanwillpay$2fora$1itemheneeds.
Awomanwillpay$1fora$2itemthatshedoesn'tne...[阅读全文]
Smartman+smartwoman=romance
Smartman+dumbwoman=affair
Dumbman+smartwoman=marriage
Dumbman+dumbwoman=pregnancyOFFICEARITHMETIC
Smartboss+smartemployee=profit
Smartboss+dumbemployee=production
Dumbboss+smartemployee=promotion
Dumbboss+dumbemployee=overtimeSHOPPINGMATHS
Amanwillpay$2fora$1itemheneeds.
Awomanwillpay$1fora$2itemthatshedoesn'tne...[阅读全文]
(2006-12-16 15:48:31)
一个人去买鹦鹉，看到一只鹦鹉前标：此鹦鹉会两门语言，售价二百元。另一只鹦鹉前则标道：此鹦鹉会四门语言，售价四百元。该买哪只呢？两只都毛色光鲜，非常灵活可爱。这人转啊转，拿不定主意。结果突然发现一只老掉了牙的鹦鹉，毛色暗淡散乱，标价八百元。这人赶紧将老板叫来：这只鹦鹉是不是会说八门语言？店主说：不。这人奇怪了：那为什么又老又丑，又没[阅读全文]
(2006-12-16 15:46:30)
一只小鸟正在飞往南方过冬的途中。天气太冷了，小鸟冻僵了，从天上掉下来，跌在一大片农田里。它躺在田里的时候，一只母牛走了过来，而且拉了一泡屎在它身上。冻僵的小鸟躺在牛屎堆里，发掘牛粪真是太温暖了。牛粪让它慢慢缓过劲儿来了！它躺在那儿，又暖和又开心，不久就开始高兴地唱起歌来了。一只路过的猫听到了小鸟的歌声，走过来查个究竟。顺着声音，猫[阅读全文]
(2006-12-16 15:44:22)
一只火鸡和一头公牛在聊天。“我非常想到那棵树顶上去，”火鸡叹口气道，“但是我没有那份力气。”“这样啊，那你为什么不吃点我的粪便呢？”公牛答道，“那里面充满了营养。”火鸡吃了一团牛粪，发现它真的使自己有力气到达树的第一个分叉处。第二天，在吃了更多的牛粪以后，火鸡到达了树的第二个分叉处。最终，两星期后，火鸡非常骄傲地站在了树的顶端。但[阅读全文]
(2006-12-16 15:42:44)
一只乌鸦坐在树上，整天无所事事。一只小兔子看见乌鸦，就问：“我能象你一样整天坐在那里，什么事也不干吗？”乌鸦答道：“当然啦，为什么不呢？”于是，兔子便坐在树下，开始休息。突然，一只狐狸出现了。狐狸跳向兔子……并把它给吃了。
这个故事的寓意是……要想坐在那里什么也不干，你必须坐（做）得非常非常高。[阅读全文]
这个故事的寓意是……要想坐在那里什么也不干，你必须坐（做）得非常非常高。[阅读全文]
