A Year in Chicago
A Year in Chicago
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(2007-02-03 00:25:23)
SHE'SGONE
Everybody'shighonconsolation
Everybody'stryingtotellmewhat'srightforme
Mydaddytriedtoboremewithasermon
butit'splaintoseethattheycan'tcomfortme
SorryCharliefortheimposition
IthinkI'vegotit,gotthestrengthtocarryon
Ineedadrinkandaquickdecision
Nowit'suptome,oohwhatwillbe
Chorus:
She'sGoneOhI,OhI'd
betterlearnhowtofaceit
She'sGoneOhI,OhI'd...[阅读全文]
(2007-02-03 00:25:23)
测试将显示你在过去生命中曾经历过什么样的爱情。
1、你曾经在同一时间喜欢过两个人。
是：进到Q4；否：进到Q2
2、你愿意跟自己年轻的异性恋爱，而不是比自己更年长的。
是：进到Q5；否：进到Q3
3、当你喜欢上某个人，常常是你先向对方表白。
是：进到Q5；否：进到Q6
4、你把自己的父母，及像自己父母的伴侣，视为两个人之间亲密关系的典范。
是[阅读全文]
1、你曾经在同一时间喜欢过两个人。
是：进到Q4；否：进到Q2
2、你愿意跟自己年轻的异性恋爱，而不是比自己更年长的。
是：进到Q5；否：进到Q3
3、当你喜欢上某个人，常常是你先向对方表白。
是：进到Q5；否：进到Q6
4、你把自己的父母，及像自己父母的伴侣，视为两个人之间亲密关系的典范。
是[阅读全文]
(2007-02-03 00:25:23)
我说：“小熊开了个便利店，卖日用品。有一天来了个兔子，问：‘请问，有胡萝卜么？’小熊说：‘没有。’兔子摇着耳朵走了。过了一个小时，兔子又来了，问：‘请问，有胡萝卜么？’小熊不耐烦地说：‘不是告诉你没有了么？’兔子说了声哦，又走了。第二天，兔子又来了，还是那句话：‘请问，有胡萝卜么？’小熊急了，大喊：‘都告诉你没有！你要是再来我就[阅读全文]
(2007-02-03 00:25:23)
Asthesayinggoes,whenyoulovesomeone,youlovehim/herbodyandsoul.
Literally.
Thenwhatifyoucan’tfindsuchaperfect2in1lover?
Oftentimes,wedolovesomeonebodyandsoul,buttoagreatlydifferentdegree.Iftheformerreigns,doyouholdontotherelationshipbecauseofthephysicalintimacy,thepassionthatyoubodycraves?Andifthelatter,doyoutreasurehim/herbecauseyouthinkyouhavefoundyouronceinalifetimesoulmate?
Inci...[阅读全文]
Literally.
Thenwhatifyoucan’tfindsuchaperfect2in1lover?
Oftentimes,wedolovesomeonebodyandsoul,buttoagreatlydifferentdegree.Iftheformerreigns,doyouholdontotherelationshipbecauseofthephysicalintimacy,thepassionthatyoubodycraves?Andifthelatter,doyoutreasurehim/herbecauseyouthinkyouhavefoundyouronceinalifetimesoulmate?
Inci...[阅读全文]
(2007-02-03 00:25:23)
OnceuponatimeIwenttoarealestatebroker’sofficeandsawalittlerockthingywiththefollowinginscription:
Aneattableisthesignofasickmind
AndIwantedtodotwothingsrightaway:
1.Sayoutloud:AMEN!
2.Pockettherockandmakearunforthedoor(notreally…:))
ThismessagecorroboratedmylongtimebeliefthatI,oftheentirehumanrace,havethehealthiestmind.:D
JusttogiveyouanideawhatImean.Everymorning,Igointomy...[阅读全文]
Aneattableisthesignofasickmind
AndIwantedtodotwothingsrightaway:
1.Sayoutloud:AMEN!
2.Pockettherockandmakearunforthedoor(notreally…:))
ThismessagecorroboratedmylongtimebeliefthatI,oftheentirehumanrace,havethehealthiestmind.:D
JusttogiveyouanideawhatImean.Everymorning,Igointomy...[阅读全文]
(2007-02-03 00:25:23)
OnedayIaskedmyfriendJazzy:doyoulikeSexandtheCity?
Nopehesaid.
Why?Ipressedon.
Fourbitches.Heshotback,conclusively.
Whatthe$#&^*%^&?
Youcan’tdiscussimportantmatterswithJazzysometimes.Foronethinghecan’tevencount.
Asweallknow;)thereAREnofourbitchesinSexandtheCity.
Thereareonlytwoandahalfbitches.Therest1.5aredecent.:D
Okay,here’sarundownoftheSATCwomen.
Thetopbitc...[阅读全文]
Nopehesaid.
Why?Ipressedon.
Fourbitches.Heshotback,conclusively.
Whatthe$#&^*%^&?
Youcan’tdiscussimportantmatterswithJazzysometimes.Foronethinghecan’tevencount.
Asweallknow;)thereAREnofourbitchesinSexandtheCity.
Thereareonlytwoandahalfbitches.Therest1.5aredecent.:D
Okay,here’sarundownoftheSATCwomen.
Thetopbitc...[阅读全文]
(2007-02-03 00:25:23)
InevertooktheVdayasabigdeal.Let’sfaceit,it’sallaboutthecard/chocolatepeoplechargingthebeejesusoutoftheintelligence-challengedloversinthismake-believe“romantic”day.AsaconfidentslashindependentandmightIaddunorthodoxprofessional,Ibelievewhatmattersmostisthecollectivewisdombetweenmeandmybelovedofrefusingtogetcarriedawaybythecommercialconspiracies.
SoIshouldfeelrighteousandjustifiedoflivingtheF...[阅读全文]
SoIshouldfeelrighteousandjustifiedoflivingtheF...[阅读全文]
(2007-01-26 12:49:06)
IWait!Wait!Turando~~~(Idon'tthinkI'llbeabletofinishthisinthenext30minutesbutatleastIcanmakeastart~~~~)Iwassickyesterday.IgotsickALOTafterIcametoChicago.Thiscity,ormorespecifically,mynewofficeinthiscitySICKENSme.IwascaughtquiteoffguardyesterdaybytheviolentuncomfortbecauseIhavebeenrelativelysick-freeforalmost2monthsandIthoughtIwasmoreorlesscured.Anyway,besidesmakinganupdateofmyphysicalhealth,I'mmore...[阅读全文]
(2007-01-02 09:33:52)
It'sbeenalmost5monthssinceIde-rootedtoChicago.IstillfeelhugelylikeanoutsiderandIhaveambivalentfeelingstowardthiscity.Idolikecertainaspectsofthecity.Ilikeitthatitispedestrianfriendly.IlikeithasfarreachingandconvenientpublictransportationsothatIcanfinallyberidofmyrelianceoncars.Ilikethelake,themuseums,theubiquitousbookstores.Unfortunatelyequallypalpablewasmydislikeofthepeopleinhabitingit.Ican't...[阅读全文]
(2006-09-19 13:12:28)
Ourwalkstartsatthecancersurvivors'gardenatthenorthendofthepark.Wewanderthelengthoftheparkbutfinallyretreattoabenchnotfarfromwherewestart.Onourleft,fromthefarthesttothenearest,areLakeMichigan,LakeShoreDrive,someupwardslopinggrassypark-land,awalkingpath,andmoreupwardslopinggrassland.Toourright,therearemoregrassandthensometenniscourts.Weareinalittlecourt-yardsettingwithafewbenchesscatteredaround...[阅读全文]
