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新兵任何时候点名都要大声喊“到”…… 有次班长点名,答到,班长说声音太小。罚对着围墙大喊100遍。 “到,到,到...”,还没50遍呢,围墙突然倒了! 吓尿了不说,还进来一个货车屁股, 紧接着,就听到围墙外一个声音在怒吼: “谁TMD瞎指挥!”
记者:大爷,您都九十多岁了,还叫老伴儿“亲爱的”,请问您是怎么做到的?
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HEMUSTPAY!
Husbandandwifehadatiff. Wifecalleduphermomandsaid, "Hefoughtwithmeagain,Iamcomingtolivewithyou." Momsaid,"Nodarling,hemustpayforhismistake.Iamcomingtolivewithyou."
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