“Thank you for not putting baby into refrigerator.”

I have reminded daddy many times that we need to do everything according to baby’s schedule now, not his or mine.  Daddy always said “yes” unwillingly.  When baby was still in my belly, daddy told me a story of Poseidon and his sons.  Since that I have understood every daddy is afraid of being sidelined.

I read a lot of stories regarding “guys with kids” so that I am afraid of leaving baby to his daddy.  Once I left baby with him, when I came home, I appreciated daddy indeed: “Thank you very much for not putting baby into refrigerator.”

Daddy blinked his eyes: “Thank you for not killing me, my dear roommate, and wife.”