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与“美语”有关的一则笑话

(2013-06-10 12:05:11) 下一个

送给《美语世界》的朋友们一则笑话(千万别当真啊!):

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.  It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.  

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..  

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking American English is apparently what kills you.





 

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Rushy 回复 悄悄话 欢迎玫瑰大家光临,谢谢!
Rushy 回复 悄悄话 谢谢葱儿留言鼓励!
白玫瑰花 回复 悄悄话 祝父亲节快乐!
Kkaa621 回复 悄悄话 Haha, funny!

Rushy 回复 悄悄话 谢谢桐儿留言!今年瞎忙活,还没开钓呢。下周吧,到时候给桐儿上鱼照。想吃鱼啊,呵呵,那你得来俺这旮旯 。。。
tern2 回复 悄悄话 沙发!
rushy兄给我们上鱼吃,我要吃烤鱼,哈哈。
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