一封未发出的信：小M想就国内公厕问题给胡主席写的信

小M自国内回来后，对国内的公厕一直耿耿于怀。
尤其不习惯的是蹲坑，让她无所适从。
一说到国内，她给人家描述最多的也是厕所。

俺对小M也进行过批评：要入乡随俗，在哪里都要适应。

她说要给胡主席写信，让他解决国内的厕所问题。
在咱成人眼里，人家主席国家大事还忙不过来呢，哪里有时间管这个。
但是，在一个孩子眼里，厕所问题才是真正的大事，就要找国家主席才行。
 
至于她用Chairman Hu而不是President Hu，她的解释是这样会更中国，更容易被人接受。

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Dear Chairman Hu,
I am writing this letter to you because I would like to talk about the washroom situation in China.

On my last trip to China, ( I'm from Canada ) I was very disappointed with the washrooms of everywhere except the Forbidden City.

I would just like to say that you should take into consideration of changing the "squat toilets" into more modern toilets.

Not everybody knows how to use the "squat toilets". ( Including me )
I think foreigners aren't used to such unsanitary conditions of toilets. Old people might have weaker bones than young people, and they might have arthritis which makes it harder for them to use the toilets. I think you should at least put one or two modern toilets in the washrooms all across China.

It is very unsanitary, and when I went to visit Shandong, the toilets were extremely filthy and disgusting that I thought I might never want to go back there again.

I feel the toilets are leaving a bad impression that the Chinese don't care about health and sanitation. People could get sick or come down with a desease or some other type of illness.( Especially foreigners who are not used to such conditions )

Furthermore, I would like to say that the health department of China should know about this and try to do something about it.
In conclusion, I would like to remind you to take this "problem" into consideration.
Thank you
Sincerely,
Monica

[流浪猫猫]

写得真好，俺也想写一封来着，这次回去又经历了一次。。。。总是想国内那么光鲜漂亮，为什么不能把washroom也修得漂亮点呢。。。

支持！！信发出去了咩？

[五弟五哥]

哈哈，笑晕了。
楼下的粉粉主席，都请大家吃点就好了。

[纳兰红豆]

回复平安是福mtl的评论:
嗯，俺也这么盼着呢，呵，呵。。。。

[平安是福mtl]

小M有当领导的潜质!好好培养一下,直接当中国的卫生部长好了.:)

[纳兰红豆]

回复艾粉的评论:
胡主席，你连俺也一起请？
擦擦激动的眼泪先。。。。。
俺，俺节俭惯了，满汉全席俺吃不惯，就给俺来碗面条吧。

[艾粉]

小M他妈想吃的在哪里?

-胡主席

[艾粉]

回复纳兰红豆的评论:
得出了结论,全西方的小朋友都爱吃一样的东西

[纳兰红豆]

回复艾粉的评论:
胡主席，小M想吃的在此，您一定会请吃饭吧。

Spaghetti + meatballs in Italian tomato sauce
French fries with gravy
Lamb kebabs
Pizza from Domino’s with cheese
Peking duck
Bird’s nest soup

Waffles
Strawberry shortcake
Popcorn with extra butter and salt
Ice cream oreo cake from DairyQueer(俺这里Mall的一个店)

[艾粉]

回复纳兰红豆的评论:
小朋友就得拿她知道的东西请,你说什么山珍海味她也不见得喜欢.

[纳兰红豆]

回复艾粉的评论:
艾叔啊，您说的是烤鸡腿，而不是烤羊腿、烤猪腿、烤鹿腿、烤象腿。。。。。
俺就想，只能是走地鸡了呀。
难道您还有更秘密的XX腿招待俺。

[艾粉]

回复纳兰红豆的评论:
纳兰啊,你怎么对自己要求就那么不高呢, 只要走地鸡的腿?

[纳兰红豆]

回复艾粉的评论:
谢谢胡主席，太感动了。
能提要求吗，俺想吃走地鸡的腿。

[艾粉]

回复纳兰红豆的评论:
小M同学,下次到中南海我请你吃烤鸡腿.
胡锦涛同学

[纳兰红豆]

回复艾粉的评论:
先热泪盈眶。。。。。是俺。
然后再替小M谢谢胡主席，然后等下次回国。。。。
回信太及时了，还没把信发出去，胡主席就得知了。。。

[纳兰红豆]

回复花自飘飘零的评论:
嗯，她属于张牙舞爪类，那儿有事都能吸引她的眼球。

[艾粉]

Monica,
同学,很高兴接到你的来信.你的建议非常好,非常及时,我已经命令卫生部的Chairman按你的意见整改.
胡锦涛

[花自飘飘零]

真巧。。一上来就碰到纳兰发文~~~~
小M真是太可爱了~~~一个小小的孩子可以放进这么多的关注，长大之后就了不得了。。我们拭目以待吧：）