别老是沉船的,棒子的,周末轻松一下吧.

On a recent winter morning, a husband and wife in northern
Colorado were listening to the radio during breakfast. They
heard the announcer say, We are going to have 8 to 10
inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get
through.

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the
radio announcer said, We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of
snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side
of the street, so the snowplows can get through.

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the
radio announcer says, We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of
snow today. You must park. ..

Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very
upset, and with a worried look on her face she asked her
husband, Honey, I don\'t know what to do. Which side of the
street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get
through?

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men
who are married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied,

Why don\'t you just leave it in the garage this time?