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谁会蜜死额？

(2010-11-04 14:54:15) 下一个

谁会蜜死额？

狠多次想戒网，1 走了之，但4都木有走成。。。为鞋么，为鞋么，为鞋么捏？届个星期都4阴雨连绵，心情有点雨焖，望着后院滴树林发呆。。。突然脚得树好幸福，树树不管刮风下雨，下雪，气候再恶劣，始终坚定不移滴相依偎，呼相扶吃，不时滴树叶还拍拍打打闹着玩儿，亲密滴跟初恋4滴。。。而人类捏，奏4最好滴喷友，最亲密滴爱人，也会因忙等理由而离别，连打个招呼4 呼都浪费时间。。。此时此刻好想做1颗树啊！想着想着，竟不知不觉，眼角湿了。。。

突然见1只黑呼呼滴小松鼠从树上往额家滴阳台栏杆上跳，可能因为下雨，栏杆狠滑，小松鼠竟然跌落在阳台上，她小小滴身子在轻轻颤抖着。。。额急速跑下楼，想看看能不能救她，令银不可思议滴4，当额开开门正要出去滴时候，那个小东西，居然歪歪扭扭滴跳回树林。。。

几天了，额老4想着她那颤抖滴小身体，真滴好担心她有木有内伤。。。

唉，至少她4幸运滴，还有额在想她，为她担忧。。。突然脚得额狠孤单，万1哪天，额有意外，离开了届里，会有银像额担忧小松鼠1样挂念额马？

谁会蜜死额捏？

Feeling Unappreciated??

The next time you feel that nobody loves you,
no one cares, or that no one ever notices you,
think of this guy:

Things Got Ya Down? Well Then, Consider These . . ..

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had something to do with the super natural.
No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 AM Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 AM all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00, Pookie Johnson , the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a Bad Day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

Are Ya OK Now? - No?
Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty
of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What? STILL having a Bad Day?
Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb; he opened it and was blown to bits. God is good!

There now, Feeling Better?

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