左总为什么要辞职？

很简单, 左总doesn't like the job any more, and the job doesn't like 左总either, and there are more important things to do in life than just working(at least for a while). 左总 has been doing the job mostly for the purposes of entertainment and interacting with people in the past few years since 2003 when stock market, especially Chinese markets and energy price took off after Iraqi war, not so much for bread or butter or 煎饼果子 in the first place. Now 左总 wants to 行万里路，读万卷书(which左总started doing today, detail to follow).

however, this should NOT be attempted by any individual who simply just doesn't want to work, if earing for food is still your first priority. 左总有绿卡，有银子，不多，也不少，按照煎饼果子/炸酱面/鱼香肉丝, 青岛啤酒 every other day(自己下厨)的标准, 够左总从安史之乱吃到鸦片战争，要是回到祖国的怀抱，应该够从秦始皇统一六国坚持到新中国成立，当然喽，不能抽，不能嫖，更不能赌，而且还要适当炒炒股。

[一片冰心]

不错。谐中有讽啊！

[mich_gal]

有钱那，贼有钱。 看，这皮毛大衣，沙牌的知道不。哈哈。。想起宋丹丹了。。。