借着人家酒妈的话茬儿，咱也有可抖落的！

好吃狗一句戏言,酒妈就能一丝不苟地在放大镜下把自己的五官鉴定了一番,可见不一般！

俺这脸谱最好任,没一次让人认错过!

那年回国，自己认为自己挺酷，里外穿的是黑的，外加一件拖到膝盖的皮大衣，流着海军路战队似的发型，眼见得大步流星入了关，连接俺的哥们儿都看到了，只有几步就跨出大门时，从后面冒出俩武警，倒是真客气：“先生，麻烦您跟我们走一趟！”折腾了半小时，翻了个底儿掉才被放出来，哥们儿见着俺的第一句话就是：“干吗呢？不知道现在严打呢吗？肯定把你当贩毒的了！”

后来决定来美国，H1B倒是很快就下来了，大老远赶到哥本哈根取签证，排了一大早的队，到了俺，人家签证官连眼皮都不带抬的看了看材料，就说可以了，然后在电脑里输入些啥后，才爱搭不理地扫了俺一眼，眼神里掠过一丝怪异的样子，又扫了一眼电脑屏幕，然后用很低沉但坚定的语气问俺：
“Did you ever have another names?”
"Not as I know"
"OK, Mr. Sun, I am sorry that I could not give you the Visa today."
"Why not?"
"Well, I found a person in our database who lives in Stockholm, which has the same lastname as yours, is a well-known Chinese mob in the region, we need the clearification from Washington."
"Just because we have the same last name?"
"Well, I could not tell you more about how we make the judgement. I am sorry, once we get the clearification from Washington, we will let you know."
俺招谁惹谁了？


后来结婚，本来租好了limos,但经人介绍认识了一个有收藏老式劳斯莱斯爱好的警察兄弟，俺一时冲动就央求人家借咱车秀秀，人家倒是爽快，当天亲自出马，开着一辆62年的劳斯莱斯来接俺打头阵，婚礼是在金门公园，这位老兄就一直笔直地站在自己的车旁边，尽心尽力，可驾不住往来的警察有认识人，就一并停下来和他搭讪，一会儿就站了好几位，游客本身就多，有好事者也停下来观看，后来另一辆车的司机打小报告儿说有游客看见一圈儿警察站在车队旁边，就议论说好像是一个黑社会老大的婚礼，警察是来巡视的！

节前去为圣诞节购物，Macy's里一个售货员对俺忒热情，俺是受宠若惊，结完帐，她才怯怯地问俺：
“You are an actor, right?”
"How do you know?"
"I just saw a movie, I think that you are one of the actor in that movie."
"Really? Which one?"
"So you are an actor?!I knew it! God, what's the name of the movie now? anyway, you were the guy who played the Chinese Mob, right?"
"Sure, why not?!"